I assasinated Marilyn Monroe: retired CIA agent's deathbed confession (UPDATE: LIES)

monroeUPDATE: IT'S A LIE.

A 78-year-old retired CIA officer claims Marilyn Monroe was among the 37 people he assassinated as a hitman for the agency.

"We had evidence that Marilyn Monroe had not only slept with Kennedy, but also with Fidel Castro. My commanding officer, Jimmy Hayworth, told me that she had to die, and that it had to look like a suicide or an overdose. I had never killed a woman before, but I obeyed orders … I did it for America! She could have transmitted strategic information to the communists, and we couldn't allow that! She had to die! I just did what I had to do!"