Existence of ghosts proven


'Ghost hunters claim to have captured one of the most "impressive" and "clear" photographs of an apparition ever,' reports UK newspaper The Daily Mirror.

Shot at ISO 10^9*125125 and saved with a cunning new image compression algorithm that will fit any JPEG onto a kitten's whisker, too!

Wait a minute—is the ghost a closed curve traversing the shortest possible distance along a given radius, manifesting always as visible light at a wavelength of 700nm on an orthographic plane relative to the observer's point of view? Then I would be terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.