"Hey babe do you like the Porsche I am driving right now? Uh, you like that Porsche? Keys… obviously I'm the driver. Look…"
Jamie Lee Sharp, 25, filmed himself stealing a Porsche "Boxer" in Gloucester. He immediately crashed it into a wall and got trapped inside, making it easy for police to pick him up.
The Guardian reports that "Sharp was jailed for four years by a judge at the city's crown court after pleading guilty to burglary, aggravated vehicle taking, driving while disqualified, drink-driving and driving without insurance. He was also disqualified from driving for three years."