Tee: YOU WOULDN'T REIMPLEMENT AN API

As Oracle desperately tries to reanimate its wretched, failed attempt to destroy everything Sun Microsystems stood for and end computer science as we know it, there's never been a better time to rock one of these "You Wouldn't Reimplement an API" tees, which were an underground hit during the earlier trial.



The shirts, of course, are a play on the movie industry's You Wouldn't Steal a Car anti-piracy campaign, so expertly lampooned by The IT Crowd (though really, Poe's Law rules this domain with an iron fist.


Hurry, though -- they're only available until Monday. Of course, you could just pirate them, but that would be exactly like stealing a car.

You Wouldn't Reimplement an API [Teespring]