From the Akron Beacon Journal, January 1, 1948, as spotted by the esteemed curators of Weird Universe:
BDSM mask or hot water bottle?
The royal sex chair of of Edward VII
It's been dubbed Dirty Bertie's Throne, aka the royal sex chair of Albert Edward, Prince of Wales, later King Edward VII of England (1841-1910). Edward…was famous for his outsized lifestyle and enormous appetite for food and women. But when one passion began to interfere with the other, Edward would turn to some elegant engineering to… READ THE REST
Hundreds of NYC residents calling city to complain about noisy "sex mayhem"
According to official New York City records obtained by Patch, there were nearly 300 calls made to the city's 311 hotline in the last twelve months by residents complaining about their neighbors' noisy sex. According to the records, Queens had 103 complaints followed by Manhattan, 66, Brooklyn, 55, the Boogie Down Bronx with 48, and… READ THE REST
Pansexual tortoise enjoys life at 190 years old
Jonathan, a giant tortoise who was already at least 50 years old when he was gifted to St. Helena by British colonial administrator Sir William Grey-Wilson in 1882, will probably be 190 years old this year. Jonathan is the world's oldest known tortoise. Though age is catching up with him, he still likes to fuck… READ THE REST
Got a home repair project? This HD endoscope camera can give you a closer look
As much as you hate it, sometimes we have to search for things in places we never want to go, like the kitchen sink's drain, the dusty attic, or the spider-web-laden area underneath the house. Your shrieks might just bring music to their ears! But as much as we don't want to see what's in these… READ THE REST
With Buildix Pro, you don't have to be a pro developer to make a killer website
Whether you have your own cookie business or run a celebrity gossip blog, having an unimpressive landing page can really slow things down. Sure, hiring a professional developer to create a website would be awesome, but their rates can be pretty steep, and that's not something you want to budget for these days. Just because… READ THE REST
Send untouched files and useless apps to the dump with this app for Macs
How much of your Mac's storage space is actually stuff you use? Odds are good a significant portion of your hard drive is filled with untouched downloads, duplicate files, and apps you forgot existed. You may not have noticed it, but the gradual slowing of your computer could be due to all those files just sitting… READ THE REST
