The Bolton News, covering Bolton and other communities in the hinterlands of northwest Greater Manchester, England, between Wigan and Bury, reports that a poo was "discovered in Poundland" Wednesday.
Neil Brandwood reports:
HORRIFIED shoppers were aghast when excrement was found in a town centre store. Faeces was discovered on the exit mat at Poundland in Victoria Square shortly before 11am this morning.
One shopper, who asked not to be named, said: "I was appalled. It's not what you expect."
It was not confirmed by press time whether the excrement was human.
Photo: Google Street Poo.
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