I'm actually a big fan of Bread Pong. Razmig writes: "When it comes to calories, 1 beer = 2 slices of bread…but you never have your friends over for a loaf? Or do you? It's a bread party! ?? ??"
If we ate bread the way we drank beer
Amazon offers pork spray to protect from "Muslim rape gangs"
Porktector is a "Pork-infused Pepper Spray" sold on Amazon. Why pork? I'm glad you asked. Here's the official product description, as published at the product page at Amazon. Completely unique to Porktector™, is that it is infused with pig oil. Just warning an Radical Islamic attacker, like the rape gangs all through Europe, that there… READ THE REST
Whippit-huffing driver leaps rising drawbridge
Sadly, there were no cameras running on the Detroit drawbridge which an allegedly whippit-huffing driver flew over Saturday as it rose. The operator hit the emergency stop on the bridge as it was rising because he realized the driver of the vehicle wasn't stopping. WXYZ Detroit reports the driver is a 26-year-old Allen Park man… READ THE REST
UK politicians' bodyguards keep leaving their guns on planes
A bodyguard protecting Dominic Raab, Britain's foreign secretary, left his gun on a plane after landing at Heathrow airport this week, reports The Sun. It's the second such event of late, after the bodyguard of former Prime Minister David Cameron left his gun in an airplane toilet during a flight. The loaded, semi-automatic Glock 19… READ THE REST
MATLAB is computer science for legit scientists, but you can learn it too with this training
If you've never heard of MATLAB or think it sounds vaguely like certain TV shows from the '80s, you'd be forgiven. Because even in a tech sector chock full of intricate, complex programs and systems that routinely leave lay people scratching their heads, MATLAB is science tech for the serious, SERIOUS scientists. Since its humble… READ THE REST
These super-soft bamboo sheets now have a secret weapon: pockets
Every once in a while, you stumble across a new twist on an old idea and ponder, "Why didn't I think of that?" It's often a concept so simple that it feels like it's been staring you in the face your whole life. It's that sense of "duh" that the Bamboo 6-Piece Smart Pocket Sheets… READ THE REST
FogBlock solves the glasses-mask problem with a single spray
Glasses can be difficult at any time, but with a mask on, it seems like you can't go more than a few seconds without an errant exhale blowing up into your face, fogging your glasses entirely. The only upside is the tiny bit of sweet revenge against everyone who called you four-eyes when they try… READ THE REST
