Every year, veteran sex-advice columnist mounts (ahem) HUMP, an amateur, pornographic short film festival, which tours around Canada and the USA for a dazzling evening of smut, humor, tenderness, weirdness and delight. HUMP is now in its 15th year, and none of the videos from the festival have ever leaked online, which is a testament to the kinds of audiences it draws.
We went last year for the first time and had a hell of an amazing date-night! I just bought tickets to this year's show.
Tell your friends about HUMP! It's the sex-positive, queer-friendly, weird and amazing debauch we need to start the decade right!
Check out this year's short features:
Inhibitions are burned to dust while this hedonistic group lusts around the fire.
WHAT YOU WISH FOR
A hypnotizing peek into the intimate boudoir of two lovers in the throes of a skilled and sensuous rope scene.
THE PIZZA TOPPING
Horny Pizza orders Hungry Boy. In an alternate reality where the pizzas order delivery, we find out what their favorite pies are and how they like them topped.
In the midst of darkness, this couple finds illumination by embracing their neon fantasies.
A lonely traveler takes us to a rubber convention, where we see the wildest and most creative toys that will make you want to slap and tickle.
Gimps, piss, and boots, oh my! This animated tale illustrates the sights, sounds, and… smells of a leather bar.
GOOD KITTY – Runner Up, Best Sex
When the kitten collar comes out, so do the sacred oils and earthly delights in this cunnilingual ceremony.
Reality is blurred in this surreal tryst between two eerily similar guys.
BEST IN SHOW – Best in Show & Best Humor
Mountains! Bondage! Flash paper! Puppets! Paint! A couple attempts to reproduce every HUMP! trope in five minutes.
A deranged and macabre circus duo contort themselves into bizarre positions in this vaudevillian stop-motion short.
ADÉ IN BED
Treat yourself to this luxurious bedtime interview about sexual and gender identity. Oh, and the thrills of men in nothing but boots.
Get the squeegee, because things are about to get wet in this steamy shower threesome.
TELL ME WHAT YOU LIKE – Best Kink
One woman's answer to this inquiry leads to an extreme kink scene involving a masked dom equipped with chains and a whip. *This film contains graphic violence.
An amuse-bouche of all things creamy, sticky, and sweet.
Put your keys in the bowl, because this group of friends has the best appetizer on the menu at their swinging dinner party.
LOST + FOUND – Jury Award
After making it through the pain of infertility and miscarriage and finally becoming a parent, a woman goes on a mission of exploration and discovery to recover what she has lost.
BRUNCH ON BIKES – Runner UP, Best Kink
Freshly-fucked foodies get a Special Pancake Delivery. A new recipe that will make you look at pancakes… differently.
When a debaucherous basement party becomes a bore, a man is ready to try something different upstairs. Will you find what you're looking for down the rabbit hole?
JUST FOUR FANS ONLY – Runner Up, Best Humor
When a group of friends decides to film an orgy in a Vegas hotel room, an unexpected participant slips into the mix.
A fellowship of friends learns what it takes to seduce a witch in their D&D party. Perfect for every bard, wizard, and paladin.
15th Annual Touring Festival 2020 [Dan Savage/HUMP]