Total Landscaping: A Masque

The Atlantic's James Parker wins the Sunday coverage of Election 2020 and the sad and silly Trumpian aftermath with a poem: "Total Landscaping: A Masque."

America is loose as a goose

It avoided becoming Belarus.

But that sulking Caesar, POTUS—where's he gone?

Is he watching Fox News with a big frown on?

We'll seize the cycle. We'll make allegations.

Reverse these numerical humiliations.

A major press conference, that's the thing.

At the Four Seasons… Total Landscaping.

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Image: Press conference screengrab