New toilet paper dispenser delivers 3 squares if you watch a 30-second commercial πŸ’©

This shitty toilet paper dispenser in some Chinese restrooms won't let you have any paper until you watch a 30-second commercial. Then, you get only three squares. This thing is begging for a devious lick.

Image: Hal Eye by Cryteria – Own work, CC BY 3.0, Dispenser by v74/shutterstock.com