Police very politely arrest Illinois mass shooter: "do me a favor, get down on your knees"

"Why yes, officer, that would appear to be a prudent course of action and I shall do so at once. I do hope a detour to Burger King is on the cards, if that is still de riguer for young mass murderers such as myself. "

Crimo is suspected of killing 6 people today, and injuring dozens more, after climbing atop a building by the route of a July 4 parade in suburban Illinois and opening fire with a long rifle.

Way.