This post is brilliant and straightforwardly absurd, commenting on the quality, size, and appearance of the fish men are holding up for the world to see on these dating apps; it is trolling 101.
"This is one of the better fish that I have seen. It's long. It's shiny. It's translucent. It looks like a precious gem."
"This one upset me. I don't think it was a flattering picture of you or your fish."
I hate this fish. This is the worst fish I've ever seen. I hate your fish so much."
"Too small of a fish."