Just look at how evil the banana industry is. Just look at it. If you need me, I'll be in the produce section of Trader Joe's recording video of people buying bloodnanas so I can shame them on TikTok.
Won't someone please make a fair trade banana cryptocurrency to solve this problem? — Read the rest
Bananas that are as ripe as depicted in this banana hammock do not ap-peel to me at all (yuk!), but I can't help but appreciate the effort nonetheless.