The newspaper headlines around this one are funny: "House passes bill too gross to talk about
," cringes the Oregonian
. Bottom line seems to be that they've outlawed bukkake. Here's a pretty straightforward wikipedia entry
about the act, popularized first in Japanese pornography, then made famous through American titles.
Today's Oregon ruling was sparked by a really awful non-consensual crime that involved a single perp and a single intended victim. Not funny, and I'm all for the maximum possible penalties there. But the language of the bill appears to cover the consensual but equally icky Porn Valley phenom, which typically involves lots of multiple participants, some of whom are paid as performers:
The proposed new law nobody wants to talk about would make it a second degree sex abuse crime to propel "a dangerous substance at another person." That substance being semen or other bodily fluid flung out of sexual desire.
(via Susannah Breslin)
Yep. Apparently such behavior is part of a gang initiation rituals.
The proposed law follows an incident last June when a man threw his semen on a mother in a Portland area Target store. Her little girl saw it first.
Emily Sears has a longstanding, devastatingly effecting procedure for handling the unsolicited dick pix, wanking videos, and sexist come-ons she receives from creepy Internet randos: she researches their girlfriends and messages them with screengrabs of the whole thing.
“We all need the D. Even me!” Yes we do, honey. Yes we do.
Boston Police Sergeant Edwin Guzman’s lawyer says that it’s not really a big deal that he sent a photo of his penis to the sixteen-year-old daughter of a friend, because “You can’t tell me someone her age has never seen a picture of a penis on the Internet.”
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