Farmer grows pumpkins with human faces


14 Responses to “Farmer grows pumpkins with human faces”

  1. Anonymous says:

    They would be even creepier once carefully carved- eyeballs, nostrils and a thin line between the lips should do the trick.

  2. Anonymous says:

    I saw an old newsreel-type short about a farmer who was doing this on TMC’s One Reel Wonders. This farmer made his pumpkins shaped like skulls rather than human heads, though. I was a little disappointed to see that Vegiform site only had lameass elves and stuff and no skulls.

  3. Stefan Jones says:

    Aha . . . this explains the pajama-soaking nightmare epidemic among Popular Science readers in early 1938.

  4. Xeni Jardin says:

    I was bracing myself for “human feces” instead of “human faces.”

  5. dbarak says:

    Which one is the pumpkin?

  6. Anonymous says:

    I also thought it said “feces.”

  7. Anonymous says:

    Am I the only one who originally read that as “human feces”?

  8. Heartfruit says: sells molds to make your veggies into creepy looking faces.

  9. johnmcorg says:

    This is an outrage!

  10. Anonymous says:

    mmmmm this isn’t about feces at all. while looking at the photo i noticed that the fonzes face is in the bottom left hand corner.

  11. Antinous / Moderator says:

    How long can it be before we see a dildo tree?

  12. Czapek says:

    I don’t know which one has the creepier eyebrows…

  13. Snig says:

    If you really want to scar/scare a friend who’s passed out drunk, take him and leave him in a field where these are growing. Night would be creepy, but even in the middle of the day, it’d give one the heebies. Would be interesting as a strategy for alcohol cessation. ‘Course, every year he might have to leave the country for the whole month of October for somewhere that gourds don’t grow.

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