Xeni Jardin at 8:51 pm Fri, Nov 13, 2009
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Image link. Devin McGrath. (via galadarling via Susannah Breslin)
For this, we deserve a a Unicron chaser.
Come on… you know you want to!
I think I need a unicorn chaser for this… unicorn chaser?
A chaser unicorn. Awesome.
I require this on a T-shirt.
This unicorn seems like nothing compared to the evil that is Sparklelord.
For those who don’t read the very excellent Adventures of Dr McNinja, you might want to start back a little way:
Good to know that I’m not the only one who thought of Sparklelord! :D
This is too awesome to NOT leave a comment on.
I was wondering if this was both a unicorn chaser and whatever the opposite of that is contained in the same picture? Full disclosure, it’s my band’s album cover. NSFW, unless you work at the best place ever.
Nice, but I’m wondering how it gets the impaled ponies off its horn? Or do they just stay rotting there as a dire warning to the others?
Obviously, it takes the pony-flesh back to its lair where its offspring feeds on it, pony-kabob style.
Wait a minute, people. Get a grip. Everyone knows that unicorns are mythical. The origins of the myth probably were influenced by the narwhal, a whale of northern latitudes with a single long tusk. Yep, that’s it, the narwhal. Like this one here:
See, there’s a perfectly good explanation for all this.
Narwhals, narwhals / swimming in the ocean / causing a commotion / ‘coz they are so awesome.
Oh, argh – that’ll take a while to get out of my head again.
Bad Xeni. Bad!
Unicorn chaser. Ur doin it wrong.
That’s gonna need a… no, wait…
I needed that.
Lovin’ the Maiden font.
Damn. I predicted this two weeks ago – Predatory Unicorns! Aaaaaaugh!
“Narwhal chaser” doesn’t exactly roll of the tongue though, does it?
Any chance of a high resolution desktop wallpaper sized link?
This would also make a badass tshirt.
Bah, that’s nothing compared to the man kicking babies statue in Norway:
it’s so BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
You’re no Lord Shiva, Unicorn, nor were meant to be. No hot dogs for you!
Man, you think that’s bad, you should try playing Dwarf Fortress in a starting area infested with unicorns. Those guy’s’ll gore your starting dwarves up pretty good.
But not as bad as the murderous carp would, I’ll give you that.
Awesome I’ll never look at my little ponies again with out waiting for the unicorn to come out and destroy them
I just KNEW that they were going to let Michael Bay do a “My Little Pony” adaptation after Hasbro made so much money off those Transformers flicks.
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