Mutant teddy bear

Undead Ed's plush Mortimer Mutated Bear is sweet and sickly all at once. I love those eyes!

Mortimer Mutated Bear Plush by *Undead-Art* (via Superpunch)

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• [SkullHyphy]

  It looks kind of like a sketch I did about 15 years ago and called it “Teddy Tarantula.” Mine had more legs.

• [headfirstonly]

  Does Ken Russell know about this?

• [nategri]

  I like his horrible little eyes.

• [ebow]

  Reminds me of Christmas at the Kennedy compound.

• [Anonymous]

  My pet monster , anyone?

• [allium]

  “I love those eyes!”

  Me too, they provide a perfect spot to center the laser sight on.

• [Chris Schmidt]

  He reminds me of “My Pet Monster” (the original one, not the cutesy revision). Mine sits guarding my office to this day.

• [Cicada]

  Adorable! Wookit the cute wittle tusks!

• [nanojath]

  The teddy-bear related articles in the “previously” box under the article comprise the best list ever.

• [thundercake]

  It’s got a little tail coming out of its leg.. D:

• [Torley]

  Reminds me of the artistry of Madcow Cosmos, altho his bear has less eyes — five, to be precise.

• [nanuq]

  Actually, this reminds me of Terry Pratchett’s latest book. There was a three-eyed teddy bear that made a prominent appearance at one point. Great minds think alike, I guess.

• [DeadWriter]

  I’d feel safer sleeping with this teddy bear guarding me. Compared to Oatmeal, my sisters teddy bear, this one like it could do some serious whip-arse on any of those child eating monsters from underneath the bed.

• [BukaHobbit]

  This looks like it is right out of Richard Corben’s brain.

• [IamInnocent]

  Sleeping with someone else’s nightmare…

• [Anonymous]

  A face only a mother could love

• [Tynam]

  I want this bear to guard my other toy animals.

  • [Stefan Jones]

    “I want this bear to guard my other toy animals.”

    You’d trust him to do that? I’d be afraid he’d eat them, or commit horribly plushie buggary on them.