50 Responses to “SPIDERCAT”

  1. qousqous says:

    I did a similar thing a couple years ago. For some reason, this just seems a natural thing to do to kittens.

  2. Anonymous says:

    That picture just made my co-worker cry.

  3. jerrberr says:

    protoblog word.com collected similar images from 2000: http://web.archive.org/web/19970615075253/www.word.com/gigo/kittens/

  4. Anonymous says:

    My hairdresser found a whole nest of these in my beehive one time.

  5. Capissen says:

    I’d ask for unicorns, but I’d be afraid they’d be spider unicorns, which is arguably more frightening.

  6. Venice Hotels says:

    Haha .. spider unicorn, my freaky imagination’s telling my how would might look a spider rabbit ..creappy .. like this quite little cat .. :).. cute animals are creappy “spiderish” … :-|

  7. Anonymous says:

    hahahahahahahaha.. well done! :)

  8. Xeni Jardin says:

    I hereby request that someone photoshop an awesome spiderunicorn.

      • AirPillo says:


        That set my arachnaphobia ablaze even more than the pictures of an actual big creepy spider linked above.

        *shudder* I need a shower now.

        • Felton says:

          Sorry about the creepy spider link, AirPillo. Sometimes I forget that not everyone is a freak like me who kind of likes spiders. ;-)

          • AirPillo says:

            My fault for clicking the link. I still thought it was neat even if it squicked me.

            I have a love/hate relationship with the things. If I see a really fascinating one I’ll spend some time looking at it and reading about it, even as I start to feel like every little tickle on my skin is a spider crawling on me (phobias really know how to get to you in such terrible ways).

            Sometimes it’s unfortunate being a curious person.

          • Felton says:

            Sometimes it’s unfortunate being a curious person.

            Hehe! Well, that’s the internet for you. It’s both a paradise and a graveyard for curious souls. Maybe that’s why it’s made of cats.

  9. Felton says:

    Then, of course, there’s the Cat-Faced Spider.

  10. endymion says:

    Aren’t we over this kind of thing? Maybe if this were 2001….

  11. oohShiny says:

    *squeezes eyes shut* “Blog of WONDERFUL things. Blog of WONDERFUL THINGS.”

  12. oohShiny says:

    Also, they’re supposed to have eight eyes.

  13. Felton says:

    Can it spin its own ball of yarn?

  14. Scuba SM says:

    Kill it with Fire.

  15. 23refugee says:

    Please! Stop with the spider-cat prejudice.
    My aunt had one and it was the sweetest pet ever!

    • oohShiny says:

      She must have figured out how to breed out the desire to wreak vengeance on the natural world for its unnatural nature. That was always the sticking point.

      And Terry: Because Sleipnir doesn’t have a horn.

      • 23refugee says:

        No, it was a rescue. Just nurture over nature is my guess.

        • oohShiny says:

          Does your aunt do adoptions? There’s this guy named Glen Beck that could really do with some of that ‘nurture’ thing, I think.

          • 23refugee says:

            She’s kind hearted true, but I’m afraid that that’s one kitten she’d bag and toss in the creek for the good of the breed.

  16. anacecitux says:

    For a moment there I thought I was in 4chan

  17. Anonymous says:

    This picture is extremely disturbing.

  18. igpajo says:

    I’ve seen video of a Spider Dachsund!

  19. Felton says:

    Spider-cat thinks you all look funny too.

  20. proletariat says:

    I hereby request that someone photoshop an awesome spiderunicorn.

    The Internet brings all ideas to life with an even higher degree of horror. A flickr search reveals an image more terrifying than anything Photoshop’ed: SpiderGimpUniporn

    Why!? :(

  21. Edman says:

    Quick photoshop of Spider-Unicorn. Fortunately, all living specimens have died out.


  22. Susannah Breslin says:

    Spidercorn is scary!!!

  23. Empt says:

    Spider Cat looks just like ArachnaKitty, one of the Chapman Brothers paintings. It’s featured in a Derren Brown “trick”……..


    The painting is shown at around the :30 mark, but I highly recommend everyone watches the rest of the segment……It’s Too Cool…..

  24. Anonymous says:

    Spider cat, spider cat, does whatever a spider cat does, can he swing from a web? No he can’t, he’s a… wait… wtf is he?

  25. Alex says:

    I can has rule 34?

  26. Anonymous says:

    Its not only a spider-cat.. Its a ginger spidercat. It has no soul!

  27. Anonymous says:

    It still somehow looks cute to me…

  28. Pipenta says:

    Problem here, with the ‘cat ‘n’ the ‘corn; necks.

    You see, if you have all those eyes, you don’t need no neck. No, wait, that’s not it. If you have a neck, you don’t need all those eyes. Spiders got lotsa eyes. Spiders got lotsa legs. Spiders got no neck. Instead they got fused body segments, a cephalothorax. PhotoShop THAT my pretties. PhotoShop a kitty and a unicorn and Toby McGuire with no freakin’ neck, with their heads fused to their chests.

    Oh yes, and then we’ll have some nightmares worth having.

  29. Anonymous says:

    I can has flies?

  30. Anonymous says:

    It does have 8 eyes: like spiders, two eyes are at the back of its head

  31. tsukiii says:

    I have to admit that I find spidercat disturbingly cute… must be because it’s still small and fluffy. Or because I need some serious mental help.

  32. proletariat says:

    Incidentally, as a gay dude, this is what I’ve always imagined a pussy would look like.

    • 23refugee says:

      From what I gather, the newer models usually have the fur trimmed and a tattoo just above the tail.

    • benher says:

      Your comment made me snort beer out of my nose.

      …which is pretty good considering Spider-cat made me snort poo out of my rear.

  33. thefuture says:

    Spiderbaby is not scared.

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