Every comic is funnier with "Christ, what an asshole" for a punchline

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31 Responses to “Every comic is funnier with "Christ, what an asshole" for a punchline”

  1. Kaleberg says:

    Didn’t Aristophanes do this to Euripides in the Frogs with “He dropped his lamp”? It was the perfect deflator. Christ hadn’t been born yet, so he had to work with what he had.

  2. Anonymous says:

    That’s some great font matching!

  3. Antinous / Moderator says:

    In before: Christ, what a fucking asshole magnet. How do they work?

  4. Anonymous says:

    Well replacing the ALL the punchlines of Family Circus with “Christ, what an asshole,” probably only reduces the total number of gags by three. It never ceases to amaze me that the strip doesn’t even have a weeks worth of gags in rotation.

  5. WaylonWillie says:

    CORRECTION: not very funny with New Yorker cartoons, but extremely funny with Family Circus. It may be the first laughs that Family Circus has delivered in its history.

  6. bardfinn says:

    Presented without further comment:

    http://www.flemcomics.com/d/20061011.html

    (Site & Comic NSFAnything)

  7. MichaelRN says:

    Also works great for comment threads.

  8. holtt says:

    Something with Snarf and Lion-o would be good.

  9. bcsizemo says:

    It works because that’s what you REALLY are thinking. It’s not what you’re going to say, but you know it crossed your mind.

    Much like wanting to punch someone in the face. Sure you’d probably never do it. But that scenario plays in the background a lot.

    (Or maybe that is just in my world…?)

  10. MrJM says:

    Most days, Family Circus would be funnier with “Qwerty” as the punchline.

  11. AirPillo says:

    Well that link sure nuked the site right quick.

  12. Anonymous says:

    He hosted at Yahoo? Christ…

    • AirPillo says:

      I love how the error message carefully places all of the potential blame onto the user’s computer, browser, and/or their ISP… but not Yahoo.

  13. Crystal Lynn says:

    hahaha <3

  14. elisd says:

    Also: Goatse.

  15. jtegnell says:

    BB clogs up the intertubes again!

  16. Anonymous says:

    Well, Family Circus is by far FUNNIER than usual with that caption.

  17. HOTDAMN says:

    I’m not sure if i believe this works for every comic strip, but i GUARANTEE that it works for every Marmaduke.

  18. fxq says:

    Well, personally, I think “That’s what the Rabbi/Priest said” works just as well and is much more kid friendly. My son says “Christ, what an asshole” enough to me already without you guys fanning the fire.

  19. Shay Guy says:

    Looking at the source for the Google cache, it looks like in addition to Family Circus, he did Garfield, FoxTrot, Dilbert, Peanuts, Marmaduke, Lockhorns, Perry Bible Fellowship, xkcd, Batman, Calvin and Hobbes, and Penny Arcade.

    Wonder if it works for Narbonic?

  20. Anonymous says:

    Site overloaded already?

  21. Anonymous says:

    There used to be a website dedicated to corrupting Family Circus cartoons. It was the “Dysfunctional Family Circus”. Every day a new one would be posted and then people would leave their own captions. As you might guess the majority of captions revolved around scatology, incest, and violence. Though some of them were still pretty funny. Bill Keane finally got sick of his creation being the target for that much abuse and had it shut down.

    Good times…

  22. Anonymous says:

    It looks like the yahoo site is dead. The coral cache version is here:

    http://www.robertsinclair.net.nyud.net/comic/asshole.html

  23. Maddy says:

    actually, for maximum ha-ha — “christ, what an asshole (in bed). That’s what she said.”

  24. elk says:

    Funny thing is…

    It’s not funny.

  25. Logans Runner says:

    Robert Mankoff of the New Yorker was asked about “Christ, what an asshole.” at a recent lecture: http://torontoist.com/2010/04/culture_club_2.php

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