Rob Beschizza at 6:47 pm Fri, Jun 25, 2010
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drool now i can’t concentrate. Can i have him as my lunch date today????
He needs a little *poof* of pink sparkles farting out of his butt.
This made me laugh so hard I snorted unicorn meat out of my nose!
Is there something wrong with me if I love this! It’s fucking hilarious and fun I would totally wear a girl version…
… oooohhh boy.
Non-unicorn chaser please!!!
Can we get a unicorn chaser for this pale Furry mockery of a proper unicorn?
[the local LA music act] Captain Ahab and this guy totally need to hang out…
I am surprised no one referenced Robot Unicorn Attack. The first thing I thought of when I saw this guy was, “Is he doing a Robot Unicorn Attack tribute?” Check out the flash game here. It’s addictive (I warned ya).
that game is
actually, anon #21 made such a subtle reference to robot unicorn attack that most probably missed it. it hit me right in the gut.
That’s the gayest thing ever posted on Boing Boing.
Where’s the Unicorn Chaser for this shot?
& furthermore, why the hell would i want a poster of that?
Who am I kidding? I’d hit it.
“Unicorn – the New White Meat”
I understand the ears are good frittered…
Want gurl subject version as soon as is avariable.
I almost titled the post “The New White Meat” but figured it would bake in the bad taste.
The proof of the taste is in the eating.
Yo dawg, I heard you liked a unicorn chaser, so we came up with a unicorn chaser that you need a unicorn chaser for…
Ugh. Now I need a violent gore chaser.
More info here and here. At your own risk.
the hoods seem to be reasonably priced
RE: The Slick It Up link: I’m gonna be honest here. If I had a body like that, that’s exactly how I would dress all the time.
Except, perhaps, the lederhosen.
Wow, it’s cool
if the poster had been a print of the picture above I would’ve ordered one. not quite so… well… tacky
“Claw out your eyes, I see, your eyes are bleeding . . .”
Does he know this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzwm7t9Xs_o
if you can’t trust a unicorn chaser, what can you trust?
or maybe a unicorn chaser is all in the eyes of the beholder?
or is it relative to what is being chased?
or, i don’t know. i bet this photo shoot was the best party to have ever happened.
After seeing that, I don’t want to scroll down and see why we needed a unicorn chaser.
Almost makes me wish I had a little brother so I could hang this in his room and then tell mom :D
Wow, he’s hot.
Gayest photo of Seanbaby ever.
WHAT NOW, BITCHES?!
Harmony harmony OH LOVE~!
I originally saw the photo of him rampant on CH a couple of months ago and thought that it was just an outrÃ© yearbook photo. But he appears to be a noted purveyor of high-style fetish gear.
I for one found it hilariously tongue-in-cheek….
Where is the Wiki page on how I can un-rape my eyes?
I’m going to watch this until the pain goes away:
Possible related animated version: http://www.bordom.net/item/click_image/37342
Wonderful, sexy, provocative post. Love it.
Am I supposed to like this? Am I supposed to not like it? Am I supposed to be offended? Do I need a jar of Vaseline? Do I call Ted Nugent and get him to hunt this down and shoot it with his bow?
I’m so confused right now.
My Little Pony is scared.
Very interesting unicorn-chaser.
-abs has to admit that as a straight guy he’d prefer a hot chick in that ensemble and position, but in honesty he has to admit the guy’s pretty hot (nicely cut body)
Bought a poster immediately. I think maybe two synapses happened between reading “limited edition poster” and taking my credit card out.
THIS is my unicorn chaser
Excellent. I will add him to My Little Ponyboy collection…
OMG Heather B: “My Little Pony is scared.”
Should I be worried that I recognise most of the models on the Slick It Up site?
Also, hawttest thing ever posted to BoingBoing.
I’m far more worried that I didn’t. I need to spend less time at icanhascheezburger.
Elton John’s new puppy?
**â™¥ Fairy Hugs**â™¥
**â™¥ & Fairy**â™¥
Spotted a Unicorn! TYVM :)
Am I the only one who thinks this looks like he’s urinating?
It took a little digging, but there’s even a few shots of bloodied gay porn zombies. Oddly, no goatse.
Happy Pride, Mutants!
I first saw this unicorn on porn blogs, then on reddit, then here… It’s weird but somewhat refreshing.
Brilliant!! that is totally HOT!
tho, wtf is going on when I have to post anonymously? :( “Send a comment
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Was I banned??
I like it.
And it somehow reminds me of:
Oh God that’s a good laugh!
This is so ultimately, not gay, but ludicrous.
Follow the links given by Antinous and hope to survive.
Who wants to put down bets on whether or not that horn has a vibrate setting?
Whether it’s gay or not, the guy has superb jaw line that of robocop!
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