69 Responses to “Unicorn”

  1. boingaddict says:

    drool now i can’t concentrate. Can i have him as my lunch date today????

  2. Razzabeth says:

    He needs a little *poof* of pink sparkles farting out of his butt.

  3. blueelm says:

    Is there something wrong with me if I love this! It’s fucking hilarious and fun I would totally wear a girl version…

    … oooohhh boy.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Non-unicorn chaser please!!!

  5. Anonymous says:

    Can we get a unicorn chaser for this pale Furry mockery of a proper unicorn?

  6. cycle23 says:

    [the local LA music act] Captain Ahab and this guy totally need to hang out…


  7. cosmorphis says:

    I am surprised no one referenced Robot Unicorn Attack. The first thing I thought of when I saw this guy was, “Is he doing a Robot Unicorn Attack tribute?” Check out the flash game here. It’s addictive (I warned ya).


  8. Anonymous says:

    That’s the gayest thing ever posted on Boing Boing.

  9. citykids says:

    Where’s the Unicorn Chaser for this shot?

  10. AtomicAgent007 says:

    Cannot unsee

    & furthermore, why the hell would i want a poster of that?

  11. Antinous / Moderator says:

    Who am I kidding? I’d hit it.

  12. TEKNA2007 says:

    “Unicorn – the New White Meat”

  13. Anonymous says:

    Want gurl subject version as soon as is avariable.

  14. Rob Beschizza says:

    I almost titled the post “The New White Meat” but figured it would bake in the bad taste.

  15. MajorMattMason says:

    Yo dawg, I heard you liked a unicorn chaser, so we came up with a unicorn chaser that you need a unicorn chaser for…

  16. Anonymous says:

    Ugh. Now I need a violent gore chaser.

  17. Antinous / Moderator says:

    More info here and here. At your own risk.

    • lewis stoole says:

      the hoods seem to be reasonably priced

    • malthusan says:

      RE: The Slick It Up link: I’m gonna be honest here. If I had a body like that, that’s exactly how I would dress all the time.

      Except, perhaps, the lederhosen.

  18. littleprince says:

    Wow, it’s cool

  19. bklynchris says:

    @Antinous dear…..sweet…….jesus………..

  20. Anonymous says:

    if the poster had been a print of the picture above I would’ve ordered one. not quite so… well… tacky

  21. Anonymous says:

    “Claw out your eyes, I see, your eyes are bleeding . . .”

  22. lewis stoole says:

    if you can’t trust a unicorn chaser, what can you trust?

  23. lewis stoole says:

    or maybe a unicorn chaser is all in the eyes of the beholder?
    or is it relative to what is being chased?
    or, i don’t know. i bet this photo shoot was the best party to have ever happened.

  24. jowlsey says:

    After seeing that, I don’t want to scroll down and see why we needed a unicorn chaser.

  25. JDMcDonnell says:

    Almost makes me wish I had a little brother so I could hang this in his room and then tell mom :D

  26. michaepf says:

    Wow, he’s hot.

  27. moniker42 says:

    Gayest photo of Seanbaby ever.

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  29. Anonymous says:

    Harmony harmony OH LOVE~!

  30. Antinous / Moderator says:

    I originally saw the photo of him rampant on CH a couple of months ago and thought that it was just an outré yearbook photo. But he appears to be a noted purveyor of high-style fetish gear.

  31. rmundo says:

    I for one found it hilariously tongue-in-cheek….

  32. Jack says:

    Where is the Wiki page on how I can un-rape my eyes?

    I’m going to watch this until the pain goes away:

  33. Spikeles says:

    Possible related animated version: http://www.bordom.net/item/click_image/37342

  34. Anonymous says:

    Wonderful, sexy, provocative post. Love it.

  35. dhalgren says:

    Am I supposed to like this? Am I supposed to not like it? Am I supposed to be offended? Do I need a jar of Vaseline? Do I call Ted Nugent and get him to hunt this down and shoot it with his bow?

    I’m so confused right now.

  36. HeatherB says:

    My Little Pony is scared.

  37. absimiliard says:

    Very interesting unicorn-chaser.

    -abs has to admit that as a straight guy he’d prefer a hot chick in that ensemble and position, but in honesty he has to admit the guy’s pretty hot (nicely cut body)

  38. DefMech says:

    Bought a poster immediately. I think maybe two synapses happened between reading “limited edition poster” and taking my credit card out.

  39. GuidoDavid says:

    THIS is my unicorn chaser

  40. Anonymous says:

    Excellent. I will add him to My Little Ponyboy collection…

  41. Anonymous says:

    OMG Heather B: “My Little Pony is scared.”


  42. alxr says:

    Should I be worried that I recognise most of the models on the Slick It Up site?

    Also, hawttest thing ever posted to BoingBoing.

    • Antinous / Moderator says:

      Should I be worried that I recognise most of the models on the Slick It Up site?

      I’m far more worried that I didn’t. I need to spend less time at icanhascheezburger.

  43. Anonymous says:

    Elton John’s new puppy?

  44. Anonymous says:

    **♥ Fairy Hugs**♥
    **♥ & Fairy**♥

    Spotted a Unicorn! TYVM :)

  45. Anonymous says:


  46. jtegnell says:

    Am I the only one who thinks this looks like he’s urinating?

  47. Antinous / Moderator says:

    I for one found it hilariously tongue-in-cheek….

    It took a little digging, but there’s even a few shots of bloodied gay porn zombies. Oddly, no goatse.

  48. RevelryByNight says:

    Happy Pride, Mutants!

  49. Anonymous says:

    I first saw this unicorn on porn blogs, then on reddit, then here… It’s weird but somewhat refreshing.

  50. Anonymous says:

    Brilliant!! that is totally HOT!

    tho, wtf is going on when I have to post anonymously? :( “Send a comment
    You do not have permission to comment on this blog. (sign out)”

    Was I banned??

  51. ChristophohneGrund says:

    I like it.
    And it somehow reminds me of:


    • IamInnocent says:

      Oh God that’s a good laugh!
      This is so ultimately, not gay, but ludicrous.
      Follow the links given by Antinous and hope to survive.

  52. Brainspore says:

    Who wants to put down bets on whether or not that horn has a vibrate setting?

  53. Anonymous says:

    Whether it’s gay or not, the guy has superb jaw line that of robocop!

  54. Anonymous says:

    This sort of stuff is why I love Adblocker for Safari.

  55. Xeno says:


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