Lincolnbot Mark I

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20 Responses to “Lincolnbot Mark I”

  1. mccrum says:

    If the South had perfected their RoboDavis in time, we’d still be fighting that war, just like the Merrimac and Monitor.

  2. Hoocareswhadithink says:

    “For score and seven years ago, the popcorn in the lobby was fresh!”
    - Hard Drinkin’ Lincoln

  3. efergus3 says:

    The only time that I saw him, he kept saying “Be excellent to each other”. I never did figure out what he meant by that.

  4. Angstrom says:

    Ed
    And, which world did you just come from, sir?

    Ted
    Oh, you’re not going to believe this!
    I’ve just been the sheriff of Westworld for the last 2 weeks!

    Ed
    Did it seem real to you, sir?

    Ted
    It’s the realest thing I’ve ever done! I mean that!

    Ed
    Thank you very much.

  5. Anonymous says:

    “I, Robot: The Remake” starring Richard Burton’s head!

  6. Anonymous says:

    He has returned to cleanse the Union once more!

  7. minTphresh says:

    downright phildickian.

  8. kaini says:

    all i can think is ‘REAGAN SMAAAASSSHH… REAGAN SLEEPY’.

  9. seanpatgallagher says:

    So that’s what Dead Heading looks like.

    -Sean

  10. Anonymous says:

    the woman in this picture looks like she is holding a carrot.

  11. DoctorWu says:

    Robo Lincoln insist, no more blush. Robo Lincoln not want look like Log House Lincoln. Now must cry.

  12. Anonymous says:

    UPSETTING! THIS IS EXTREMELY UPSETTING! LINCOLN IS NOT A ROBOT, HE’S A LOVABLE, AFFABLE GUY WAITING FOR ME IN HEAVEN WITH A DRINK. oh gawd, seriously, i hate animatronics.

  13. druse says:

    Reminds me of a certain book I’m reading now, “Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom” :-)

  14. lewisjamieson says:

    i’ll think you’ll find it’s liam neeson, not abe lincoln

  15. jimh says:

    I want more life, fucker.

  16. Autonymous Media Daemon says:

    I keep expecting him to unleash some krakens.

  17. nanuq says:

    No bowing to our robotic President overlords?

  18. Shawn Wolfe says:

    Looks like they modeled Abe on then popular Disney TV star Fess Parker.

    http://jamiemalanowski.com/blogwp/fess-parker-educator/

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