Just look at this awesome inflatable banana-case.

Just look at it.

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robcat2075

Bananas already come with a protector on them.
Anonymous

so you blow it?
Anonymous

Does it eject the banana just prior to an automobile impact?
narddogz

I’m a broken man… nothing in my coconut sack

She bruised my banana, it is turning black

Getting gooshy in my hands…
Anonymous

The plastic will trap the offgassing ethylene, accelerating the ripening process. Might be useful for bananas that are still a little on the green side.
irksome

Anyone who’s done a prison bid would recognize that as an ideal Fifi.
Anonymous

Just look at my Banana Phone!
- irksome
  
  Any song by a children’s musician that references a banana in any way, shape or form is just plain wrong.
lewis stoole

does it come with a packet of banana lube?
Anonymous

Approves.
Anonymous

I can’t imagine a non-sexual scenario where I’d need to protect my banana.
- Freddie Freelance
  
  I can’t imagine a non-sexual scenario where I’d need to protect my banana.
  
  I can: I’m flying of of San Diego International Airport next month.
DirkSJ

I’m totally looking. It’s pretty awesome.
Van Diemen

I…can’t…stop…looking…at…it…
Elmo Gearloose

Inflatable codpiece!
Can’t lose!
jonobo

I looked.

I shook

my head.

No Good iz.

Banana Protectors are Crap.

Deliver serious Gadgetz!