He offers as an alternative, "What if we were to escort you out with us? It would involve a pat-down, but it would be us doing it instead."You Don't Need to See His Identification (via Reddit)
"Would you touch my balls?"
"I don't want to touch your - genital region, but my hand might brush against it."
I clarify, "Well, like I said, I'll do whatever you say is mandatory. If you tell me that you have to touch my balls--"
"--I said no such thing. You're putting words in my mouth."
"OK. I apologize. If you say that a pat-down is mandatory, and that as a condition of that pat-down, I may have my genitals brushed against by your hand, even though you don't want to, I will do that. But only if you say it is mandatory."
"I'm not going to say that."
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