Bikini models photographed by young chimpanzee in a kimono


44 Responses to “Bikini models photographed by young chimpanzee in a kimono”

  1. Anonymous says:

    “That’s it ladies. Work it. Work it. Yeah baby! There’s definitely a banana in this for ya.”

  2. PFlint says:

    Five minutes prior, he was a man in form.

  3. Avram / Moderator says:

    …with a salad.

  4. Anonymous says:

    I wonder if this where the term chimping was born? :p

  5. JM says:

    Some people’s chimps are some people’s champs.

    And some people’s chumps.

  6. stephomatic says:

    or the MONKEY shot! :(

  7. BillyWarhol says:

    He shoots like me gettin’ right in on da Good Bits ~ da Crotch n bOObies n such******** ;PPP Licks*

  8. stephomatic says:

    That last comment really was meant to be in response to the very first comment. OOPS. Obvious noob here.

    • Ugly Canuck says:

      No need to apologize.

      As a matter of fact, I kinda liked the cryptic nature of your first comment when it was as yet un-explained.

    • cjp says:

      Wait a minute. Did you present your Steampunk/Maker/Urban Harvester/Shocked Kitteh verified credentials before posting here? They don’t let just *anyone* comment, you know.

      Oh, wait. Yes, they do. Welcome!

  9. Halloween Jack says:

    I knew it. Chicks dig the chimp.

  10. Anonymous says:

    > Until a puppy or baby can take a half-decent photograph, I say a chimp in the park is the best way to get upskirts and DB’s.

    It’s been done. I’ll not post a direct link, lest someone be offended – but go to youtube and search on the following phrase for a very clever puppy / upskirt ploy

    “Dog with the chamber in the street”

  11. ackpht says:

    He’s probably thinking “too much parallax at this range- I knew I should have brought the F”.

  12. user23 says:

    clever little monkey, going right for teh money shot.

  13. Anonymous says:

    Definitely not a kimono and probably not a yukata either. Design-wise it looks more like a happi to me… but due to the chimp’s short stature, it fits more like a yukata rather than a happi.

    And why hasn’t anyone screamed “Racism!” yet? Am I the only one who thinks it’s a blatant jab at the Japanese?

  14. Anonymous says:

    ALL pictures should be photographed this way. everything else is invalid.

  15. Anonymous says:

    The Joke is on Everybody….
    -No Film in the Camera!

  16. jaejae says:

    “Yes, ladies. That is a banana in my pocket.”

  17. bridgman says:

    This suggests that We have been an empire in decay for longer than previously assumed.

  18. Mark Frauenfelder says:

    Still waiting for That Guy to complain that it isn’t a kimono.

  19. Anonymous says:

    “That’s what I was talking about, the good old days.
    When chimps ran Playboy, were movie stars and rode rockets around the earth.”

    J. Fred Muggs

  20. Anonymous says:

    Harry Flynt!

  21. voiceinthedistance says:

    I’ve seen more subtle photography techniques. Then again, I’ve also seen less.

    Since Mad Monkey Monday was retired, can we look forward to more of this simian bent every Monday in 2011 in its place?

  22. freshacconci says:

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I want to live the life of a chimp.

    • webmonkees says:

      Tis pretty challenging, there’s all these folks who keep locking them up without charge, often for life. Lawyers don’t speak Chimp.
      Would help if we had a currency other than bananas.

      • freshacconci says:

        No, I don’t want to be a medical experiment chimp. I want to be a playboy chimp. I just can’t wear a kimono convincingly.

  23. Anonymous says:

    Are you sure it’s a chimp?

    He looks more like a young Hugh Hefner.

  24. tyger11 says:

    That chimp was living the Playboy lifestyle! I wonder if he also smoked a pipe? I can’t tell from the picture – is he wearing loafers?

  25. InsertFingerHere says:

    Until a puppy or baby can take a half-decent photograph, I say a chimp in the park is the best way to get upskirts and DB’s.

    • semiotix says:

      Until a puppy or baby can take a half-decent photograph, I say a chimp in the park is the best way to get upskirts and DB’s.

      It’s worth pointing out that this chimp is, in fact, enabling a pretty awesome down-bikini shot with his crotch-photography. I mean sure, a bikini model probably wouldn’t mind either way, but it works as a proof of concept.

  26. Anonymous says:

    That must be the only chimp in the world with hairy palms.

  27. Steve says:

    That Simian is my hero, getting the beaver shot.

  28. Anonymous says:

    Everybody’s Got Something To Hide ‘Cept For Me And My Monkey

  29. Steve says:

    And that image does not show up in Google Search.

  30. efergus3 says:

    Damn foreigners, always taking the best jobs.

  31. Anonymous says:

    Lancelot Link: not so secret perv.

  32. Anonymous says:

    That flooring is definitely from 1963. I remember that sort of flooring, it was everywhere in 1963.

    Those hot-looking ladies are great-grandmothers now.

  33. Donald Petersen says:

    Yay Monday.

    I’d rather spend Caturdays watching cartoons, but Monkey Mondays will never ever ever ever ever die.

  34. Anonymous says:

    Spank that monkey. Naughty little monkey.

  35. Anonymous says:

    Has anyone mentioned that that may not be a kimono?

    That may not be a kimono.

  36. kmoser says:

    So, when do we get to see the photos?

  37. inchworm says:

    What about those smart shoes?! And it looks like he is wearing a pair of trousers, with the cuffs hemmed perfectly. This chimp dresses better than most of my friends.

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