David Pescovitz at 12:35 pm Tue, Mar 15, 2011
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Two Buck Chuck deserves the most magical of screwdrivers! I must have this….
Huh. I came to the comments section to make a screwnicorn joke, but I guess it’s been done. Nevermind then.
Now, if they come out with a narwhal version, I’m all over it!
Narwhal’s more of a toothpick thing …
Waiting for the inevitable Ron Jeremy porn parody with the same title.
Kinda already done (NSFW)
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