Jesus (Cheese-us?) appears in a three-cheese pizza


104 Responses to “Jesus (Cheese-us?) appears in a three-cheese pizza”

  1. Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged says:

    Clearly it’s Jim Morrison… or Che Guevera… or a Death Eater…

  2. emmdeeaych says:

    You say Jesus chose a three cheese pizza as his medium, I say Jesus chose a medium three cheese pizza.

    Also, looks more like Sir Paul McCartney from the cover of Let it Be.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Three cheese pizza, of course. Son-cheese, father-cheese, and holy-ghost gorgonzola: the three subsisting in the one pizza.

  4. travtastic says:

    “Hey, guys! Convert to Christianity! Look, I fucking burned a pizza for you! It’s got my head on it!”

  5. MichaelRN says:

    Oh, what a friend we have in cheeses. *Ducks*

  6. Anonymous says:

    hey , cheese not cheeses !!!!

  7. IWood says:



    Looks moore like Ulysses 31th…

  9. travtastic says:

    Maybe I’m misinterpreting pareidolia, but I’ve always taken it to mean that Jesus has completely given up on the whole bible thing. He’s decided to enhance his visibility with synergistic social networking paradigms.

  10. Soliloquy says:

    Christ, what a pizza.

  11. AlmostLucy says:

    Nonsense, it’s Alan Moore.

  12. Sagodjur says:

    I went to the National Gallery of Art and Jesus appeared in a bunch of the Renaissance paintings I looked at. It’s a miracle!

  13. Yamara says:

    When I was younger, no one could figure out whether I looked more like Charlie Manson or Jesus. So they have a strong resemblance already. Part of Charlie’s many identity problems.

    The pizza though is just another in long string of ploys by the Christmeister Himself.

    He wants you to eat Him, because He’s just so delicious.

    It goes with a nice red, btw.

  14. Floyd R Turbo says:

    Great a stuffed Christ pizza

  15. Anonymous says:

    Jesus Christ on a pizza.

  16. Anonymous says:

    It’s Michael Jackson

  17. Anonymous says:

    the velvet underground – Cheese-us

  18. giax says:

    I see only Stefani Germanotta, or Lady Gaga, or whatever you want to call her, on that pizza.

  19. Anonymous says:

    The Velveeta Underground – Cheese-us

  20. Ugly Canuck says:

    People seeking religious inspiration in the look of foods may perhaps partly explain these research results:

    Are people hungry for religion?

  21. Chong says:

    Cheesus Crust.

  22. Mujokan says:

    Also that pizza looks disgusting.

  23. beemoh says:

    And if you find that you can’t eat the entire pizza in one go, instead of throwing it out, put the rest in the fridge for tomorrow, because remember: Jesus Saves.

  24. lalo says:

    non-christian (real) me: wow, you need a lot of imagination to see Jesus there.

    imaginary christian me: that’s obviously not Jesus, because everybody knows three-cheese pizza is the work of the devil, a corruption of God’s four-cheese original.

    • Anonymous says:

      You don;t need imagination; it’s quite obviously been burnt in intentionally.

      This isn’t like a random slice in an apple looking like jesus (which is of course just random); this is just a pizza that’s been intentionally made to look like jesus. You can even see bits of uncooked cheese at the bottom – I mean I know Christians are dumb, but this is insulting even to them, surely?

      I guess business is bad at said pizza place.

  25. Felton / Moderator says:

    Are we sure it’s not Arthur Brown?

  26. mudshark23 says:


  27. fergus1948 says:

    It’s the fact that Jebus can make himself appear on a pizza that convinces me that he must have been real.

    If he can travel in his head (or holy spirit) 2,000 years into the future and create his likeness on the surface of an Italian dish unheard of in Bethlehem or Nazareth AND believe that it would convince doubters of his existence then I’m sold.

    Praise Jebus!

  28. fyreflye says:

    It’s The Dude. Praise Jeff!

  29. davedog says:

    What’s wrong with you people? Johnny Depp, obviously.

  30. Plut0 says:

    It’s Darth Vader! The death-star is coming!

  31. futnuh says:

    From the linked article,

    Australian Catholic University associate professor and director of the Institute for Catholic Identity and Mission, Patrick McArdle, said the pizza was “almost definitely not a miracle” and would be hard to prove. ”There are a lot of misunderstandings in the making of saints and miracles,” he said. He said generally only “medical miracles”, such as healings, were accepted by the Catholic Church because those incidents could be tested using scientific means.

    So the Catholic church would likely reject this pizza as being miraculous … reserving that designation for scientifically verifiable acts of God ;-)

    • emmdeeaych says:

      The church can reject it if they like, but as long as it was there in 30 minutes, they’re paying for it.

  32. Anonymous says:

    the dude!

  33. Erik says:

    There was an artist in Cambridge,MA who built a toaster that cooked an image of Jesus onto every slice of toast.

  34. Anonymous says:

    I’ve made a scribbls about that :D

  35. koichan says:

    That dot near the centre makes it look more like a deranged zombie jesus IMHO :)

  36. BrotherPower says:

    That’s a eucharist I could get behind!

  37. Bart4u says:

    Looks like the guy on the papers used to roll a joint.

  38. mg2003 says:

    I see Darth Vadar!! Right as he throws the Emperor into the pit, and the electric current displays his face through the mask.

    Its a sign from the Dark Side of the Force. Obviously.

  39. zgz says:

    haha, he died for men’s sins, resurrected, joins his dad in the heavens, waits for 2000 years, and then uses his almightly powers to burn his polaroid on a pizza.

    I really really want to believe now that there is a god, this is true, and can’t wait to meet the maker as he obviously has a fantastic sense of humour. Maybe bill hicks was right, god did go around planting dino fossils just to mess with our minds, WAKAKAKAKAKA [Bill Hicks Cackle (TM)]

  40. Anonymous says:

    I think either that the owners of the pizza place has tried to get free advertisment or jeus is trying to tell us something.. never ever make fun of jeus as we respect him.

  41. Sekino says:

    Communion performed with a free 1L Pepsi!

  42. jacques45 says:

    Is that representative of what most pizzas look like in Australia (disregarding the Viggo Mortensen face, of course)?

  43. Anonymous says:

    That’s definitely Bob Marley.

  44. Tim Maddux says:

    Looks more like George Harrison to me.

  45. Anonymous says:

    Please, That is obviously a left facing profile of Caligula.

  46. Anonymous says:

    Do you love Cheesus?

  47. grimatongueworm says:

    Jesus? Pffft. That’s Chuckie Cheese Manson.

  48. Anonymous says:

    That’s supposed to be a three cheese pizza? It looks like flat bread with not enough cheese to me. I’d feel ripped off if I was served that.

    • Anonymous says:

      That’s because outside of the US we go for quality rather than quantity.

      American cheese (by which I mean all those generic processed cheddars that make up the cheese collection in the US) are pretty closely related to cheese in a can to the rest of the world.

      THIS is pizza:

      • Blaine says:

        Y’r n dt.

        Processed cheese, which American Cheese is an example of, was invented by the Swiss.

        Second, the vast majority of US cheeses are not processed. The US produces more cheese each year than France, Italy and the Netherlands combined. To say processed makes up most of American cheddar is ignorance writ large.

  49. Anonymous says:

    Maybe an Imam should burn the pizza so Alabamans will riot.

  50. Anonymous says:

    Pareidolia does not equal miracle.

  51. Racloir says:

    I suspect that this pizza was made with “Cheeses of Nazareth”.

  52. jere7my says:

    Dear Either scare quotes or purported. Not both.

  53. gravytop says:

    Crust almighty

  54. BB says:

    Meh. Got to be a chocolate Jesus to keep me satisfied.

  55. Victor Drath says:

    How the hell is this place baking it’s pizzas? Eeew!

    I second the Skeletor, and I’ll raise you a Chewbacca. It’s Skeletor Chewbacca-Christ. :)

    I bet this sells for a MILLION DOLLARS on ebay.

  56. turn_self_off says:

    It is funny how interchangeable Che and Jesus appears to be.

  57. Anonymous says:

    Jim Morrison…He said he would come back.

  58. Anonymous says:

    In some denominations, only a member of the clergy would be allowed to deliver this pizza. Could mean longer delivery times. Just sayin’.

  59. Alvis says:

    That’s NOT a three cheese pizza! Through the mystery of the trinity, they are all one Cheesus.

  60. Pope Ratzo says:

    What does Jesus have against sausage and mushrooms?

  61. Ugly Canuck says:

    This appears to be merely a simulacrumb of jesus.

  62. Antinous / Moderator says:

    It’s a zither.

  63. Infinite Jones says:

    Not the first time this kind of mix-up has occurred in Australia:

  64. glamaFez says:

    I’d eat it.

  65. quitterjunior says:

    The sacr-emmental pro-fetas comte save your soul, nacho stomach. Ripen your heart with love and tolerance…of lactose.

  66. quitterjunior says:

    Also – that is just an amateurishly made pizza, man. (son of man?).

  67. mypalmike says:

    Of course it’s photoshopped. In the original, Jesus is puking after a night of pizza and beer..

  68. Ocker3 says:

    That is quite obviously Zombie Jesus, the slaw mouth and black eyes are the key signs.

  69. jacob_ewing says:

    Oh cheeses christ!

  70. jimh says:

    Photoshop, etc, pixels, etc.
    But it looks more like the Gruyère Reaper to me anyway…

  71. rob_cornelius says:

    looks more like Charlie Manson to me

  72. Anonymous says:

    Looks more like Che Guevara to me.

  73. Anonymous says:

    Looks more like “Che-ese” Guevara. :D

  74. Fett101 says:

    That’s definitely Jim Henson. The pizza is obviosly doing it’s best to ask to be made into a puppet.

  75. Anonymous says:

    Looks like Kenny Loggins to me.

  76. Anonymous says:

    john the baptist.not jesus.

  77. amanicdroid says:

    Even better, if you turn it upside down it looks just like a delicious cheese pizza.

    Time to go out and have my own cheese, tomato, and bread baked blessed event.

  78. Calimecita says:

    Grilled Cheesus” was a Glee episode… Is this a case of copycat Cheesus? :-O

  79. Anonymous says:

    Dr Doom, oven-baked ruler of cheesovia

  80. Strange Quark Star says:

    It’s Cheezus Chrust!

    Are there any food manufacturers who do this on purpose? Why not?

  81. LonelyPlaneteer says:

    Looks like Michael Jackson to me.. after several nose surgery.

  82. cory says:

    Cheese and rice!

  83. Calimecita says:

    Also, I forgot to comment on the subtlety of the “three-cheese” touch – you know, the holy trinity and all that.

    Though it looks more like a late 70s Bee Gee to me :-P

  84. Elmo Gearloose says:

    It’s a sign of the “Endtimes” people!
    I recently read this “sign” too:

    I found ‘Allah’ in my potato
    Mar 31 2011

    A Scots Muslim mum has found the word “Allah” inside a potato she was peeling.
    Mariam Nadeem told the Record: “It’s like a special blessing has been sent to us.”
    Mum-of-two Mariam, 30, of Glenrothes, Fife, discovered the Arabic writing inside the spud as she peeled a batch of potatoes to make samosas.
    “Then I noticed the brown writing in Arabic against the yellow of the potato.
    “I couldn’t believe it when I spelled out ‘Allah’.”
    “I showed it to our neighbours and they too were surprised.”
    Nadeem then took the potato to her local mosque.

  85. Atvaark says:


  86. Marktech says:

    I’m yoyoing between Barry Gibb and Skeletor. I have to say, that’s not what I thought I’d be doing today.

  87. Anonymous says:

    Looks more like Che Guevara if you ask me.

  88. antigenx says:

    Did they at least eat the pizza afterward?

  89. dross1260 says:

    It’s Trinitrous Cheez Pizza!

  90. Anonymous says:

    c’mon, people, that’s kenny loggins. the high cheese factor should’ve tipped everyone off to that.

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