Trump explains hair

In an interview with Rolling Stone, Donald Trump explains how his hair works: "Do I comb it forward? No, I don't comb it forward." He pushes the leading edge of the flying wing of his hair back, to show where the hairline is. "I actually don't have a bad hairline. When you think about it, it's not bad. I mean, I get a lot of credit for comb-overs. But it's not really a comb-over. It's sort of a little bit forward and back. I've combed it the same way for years. Same thing, every time."


  1. The capability of redefining what constitutes a “comb-over” may rival the questioning of what defines “is”.

  2. “It’s sort of a little bit forward and back. I’ve combed it the same way for years. Same thing, every time.”
    …never a miscommunication.

    1. Thanks, I was hoping somebody’d say that.

      I am amused that he views the fact that he’s combed his hair the same way for years as a positive–I mean, he doesn’t still wear the same suits that were “in” in 1989 now, does he? Why keep the hair?

  3. Hair goes forward, hair goes back, never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that.

  4. I am so disappointed in myself… With all the horrible stuff going on in the world… I STILL had to stop and read about, and comment on, Trump’s hair.

    But at least here in America, whether you’re a billionaire, or a penniless, homeless person, you always have the right to look like a dork.


  5. I always thought he just glues a mule-stomped tribble on his forehead. Live and learn…

  6. You’re dodging the issue, Trump. Show us your birth certificate. Your real birth certificate.

    1. I want to the the _hair’s_ birth certificate! I don’t think it was even born on _Earth_!

  7. Someone says it’s a comb-over, and his defense is “I’ve combed it the same way for years?” Well, I’m convinced.

  8. Does it matter how someone combs their hair. It’s presentable! a Trumps hair is COMBED, beats the hell out of th “bed head” (style?)

  9. How if he can only explain his totally crappy spray tan — I assume that his “skin peculiarities” are a spray tan — the color around his eyes are completely different from the rest of his face if you watch Celebrity Apprentice.

  10. Just because it’s looked ridiculous for years doesn’t make it suddenly look good.

  11. “Do I comb it forward? No, I don’t comb it forward.” …. “It’s sort of a little bit forward and back.”

    That would be combing it forward.

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