Trump explains hair


27 Responses to “Trump explains hair”

  1. Jake0748 says:

    I am so disappointed in myself… With all the horrible stuff going on in the world… I STILL had to stop and read about, and comment on, Trump’s hair.

    But at least here in America, whether you’re a billionaire, or a penniless, homeless person, you always have the right to look like a dork.


  2. emmdeeaych says:

    we shall overcomb

  3. Anonymous says:

    Does it matter how someone combs their hair. It’s presentable! a Trumps hair is COMBED, beats the hell out of th “bed head” (style?)

  4. Anonymous says:

    Glad that’s settled. Now I can sleep nights.

  5. senorglory says:

    “Do I comb it forward? No, I don’t comb it forward.” …. “It’s sort of a little bit forward and back.”

    That would be combing it forward.

  6. jtegnell says:

    Pictures or it didn’t happen, Rolling Stone.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Does he have a custom made tinfoil hat to wear at night?

  8. Harrkev says:

    How if he can only explain his totally crappy spray tan — I assume that his “skin peculiarities” are a spray tan — the color around his eyes are completely different from the rest of his face if you watch Celebrity Apprentice.

  9. LightningRose says:

    Time magazine published a how-to that may or may not be how the Trumpster does it:,31813,2065167,00.html

  10. Anonymous says:

    Still don’t get why he hasn’t tried hair restoration.

  11. Bubba says:

    Fucking comb-overs, how do they work?

  12. james4765 says:

    I always thought he just glues a mule-stomped tribble on his forehead. Live and learn…

  13. Anonymous says:

    And thus ended the most interesting thing about Donald Trump, ever, the end.

  14. Anonymous says:

    Just because it’s looked ridiculous for years doesn’t make it suddenly look good.

  15. nixiebunny says:

    Princess Sparkle Pony did a piece on this hairstyle. It’s a triple combover, as s/he describes it.

  16. jnordb says:

    With all his money, I’m surprised he can’t afford a better stylist.

  17. Anonymous says:

    The capability of redefining what constitutes a “comb-over” may rival the questioning of what defines “is”.

  18. Anonymous says:

    “It’s sort of a little bit forward and back. I’ve combed it the same way for years. Same thing, every time.”
    …never a miscommunication.

    • Cassandra says:

      Thanks, I was hoping somebody’d say that.

      I am amused that he views the fact that he’s combed his hair the same way for years as a positive–I mean, he doesn’t still wear the same suits that were “in” in 1989 now, does he? Why keep the hair?

  19. Anonymous says:

    You’re dodging the issue, Trump. Show us your birth certificate. Your real birth certificate.

    • Culturedropout says:

      I want to the the _hair’s_ birth certificate! I don’t think it was even born on _Earth_!

  20. lecti says:

    If the hair needs an explanation, you blew it.

  21. mr_subjunctive says:

    Hair goes forward, hair goes back, never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that.

  22. Iscah says:

    Thanks, Bubba. You made me laugh. :-)

  23. dculberson says:

    Someone says it’s a comb-over, and his defense is “I’ve combed it the same way for years?” Well, I’m convinced.

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