Accident prone? Gentlemen, don't pull out the Depends just yet. Designer brand Jordanluca has made jeans to make pissing your pants fashionable. Their Stain Stonewash Jeans have a big ol' wet-looking stain right at the crotch that makes it look like you didn't bother to unzip to relieve yourself. Why? For the life of me, I couldn't tell you. But they are real and, inexplicably, sold out. I wish I was making this up.
Always remember, no matter how bad you think your idea might be, someone made $813 jeans that look like you wet yourself—and they sold out. [via Neatorama, TMZ]
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