Own a piece of the Balloon Boy saucer


15 Responses to “Own a piece of the Balloon Boy saucer”

  1. jaytkay says:

    I read that the family moved to Florida. Was that to avoid paying restitution, a la O.J.?

  2. Petzl says:

    “Fruitman … paid Heene’s attorney $2500 for the saucer at auction”

    Meaning Heene’s attorney accepted the balloon as (partial) payment for his services?
    I can see that negotiation.  “Gee, I don’t have cash.  But do you accept balloons?”

  3. jnordb says:

    If I were to purchase memorabilia related to a hoax, I’d rather have a Sasquatch suit… 

  4. Rob Britt says:

    this is rewarding people for being publicity seeking a-holes. first the idiot from the sports card place and the secondary moron market. Hopefully no one wants a  piece of this and Fruitman (appropriate name?) has to eat the 2500.

    • Ad_absurdum says:

      Unfortunately people will eat this up.  I’m sure he’ll get well over $2500 for the pieces of it.
      I don’t know why the authorities didn’t confiscate the balloon as part of a crime.

  5. Cornan says:

    Wow. That was in 2009. I feel ooooold now.

  6. awjt says:

    Fruit Man?  

  7. Mark_Frauenfelder says:

    I’ll bet no one buys any of these pieces of the balloon.

    • penguinchris says:

      Agreed. I really don’t know why people think they can make money from this kind of thing. Yes people collect similar things, like crime memorabilia, but this is to notorious crime memorabilia as would be collecting TV props from Survivor vs. props from Star Trek or something.

      It’s funny, the immediate gut reaction one might get upon taking possession of something like this would probably be that you could make some money on it. But it should only take a few seconds worth of thought to realize that no matter how stupid people are, no one is stupid enough to actually want a piece of this, much less even remember the incident at this point.

  8. BarBarSeven says:

    How can a “Fruitman” be a vulture?

  9. jeligula says:

    I wish I could say this lawyer is overestimating people’s stupidity, but I cannot.  I bet he makes five figures off this stunt.

  10. ackpht says:

    This way, the secondary morons can sell their pieces on eBay, to service the tertiary morons, and to simultaneously create an online ersatz balloon-piece market that reaches out to the quaternary morons.

  11. BBNinja says:

    Pass.  Who would want a part of this a-hole’s crappy balloon?

  12. patelanjali says:

    so nice…

  13. James B says:

    The emergency services that these people, by their own admission, fraudulently incurred, come from one of the counties where I pay a substantial bit of property tax.  The proceeds from this should be going back to help put gas in the fire trucks, not to some friggin lawyer. 

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