Technology confuse lizard! Lizard no like!

Why ant no tasty? Lizard mind no grasp concept of menu selection! AAAAAAAARRRRGH! Lizard crush microprocessors!!

I also originally found this as a GIF. Thanks to theortolan for Submitterating the video! [Video Link]

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Shibi_SF

I really like your translation into Lizard-speak – it’s perfect!

Poor Lizard is still hungry, too.
spacemunky

How you get so big eating food of this kind?
http://www.tulgeywooddesigns.com Amphigorey

Aww, I hope she got a tasty treat afterwards.
chehansen

I like how the lizard frequently looks up at the owner as if s(he) is all WTF?
- lorq
  
  Yes, that first sidelong glance at :24 really had me laughing. Like a classic Jack Benny double-take.
Antinous / Moderator

Don’t try that shit with a basilisk. They do not have a sense of humor.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OAUXAA362EXWLYVMPJOKLFB5JQ Incipient Madness

Everyone please note thsis: Bearded Dragons require a ton of UVB radiation to stay healthy. Please buy the strongest UVB lights you can for your dragon habitat.

BTW, Humans need UVB too. If you work an early shift, switching on your beardie’s UVB lights before sunrise will kick your hormones into action and make you have a better day.
http://twitter.com/gerhardmulder Gerhard Mulder

What sin against nature have we humans wrought!? Surely it goes by the name Ant Crusher.
chixon

Sometimes I feel like that lizard.
Joseph Dawson

Idunno, looks to me like he has it pretty figured out.
http://profiles.google.com/promit.roy Promit Roy

Well, that’s smarter than our dog.
ZikZak

Somewhere, some mind-bogglingly advanced aliens are LOLing at a video of a human playing Wii Golf.
nixiebunny

For some real fun, put a chameleon in front of a mirror. It starts getting all big and red and hisses at that other chameleon it sees.
- http://twitter.com/bazimmerman Brad Zimmerman
  
  Why, I wonder? As Karl Pilkington has noted, it should just go “wow, that’s the fastest I’ve ever changed before!”. I could definitely see it getting frustrated if you popped one on a TV screen or some tartan tho.
Mark Neumayer

I would like to be the first to apologize to our future radiation-mutated gigantic overlords.
http://Valanx.org David Deutsch

Lizard eventually figure out menu! Lizard make $99 in-app purchase to get rid of wasps! Wryyyyyy!
turnstyle

Even on my favorite table, he can beat my best.
His disciples lead him in, and he just does the rest.
He’s got crazy flipper fingers, never seen him fall.
That deaf dumb and blind kind sure plays a mean pin ball!!!
GawainLavers

The lizard does have the menu figured out: glare at the human until the human makes it go away. That’s the corporate executive solution.
bo1n6bo1n6

Wait till you see my cat play angry birds…