Paracord belt unravels into 80' of survival cord

Etsy seller SurvivorGeek makes paracord belts and straps like this one. One minute, it's a stylish way to hold up your pants, but if you pull the tab and unravel it, it turns into 550 80 feet of paracord for "survival situations" (so long as those situations don't demand that you be wearing pants, I suppose). Available in Black, Coyote Tan and Olive Drab.

550 Paracord Survival Belt - Black with Buckle (via Craft)