Cthulhu carpets


12 Responses to “Cthulhu carpets”

  1. Daniel Smith says:

    Nursery decor designed to produce psychotic children……

  2. Mujokan says:

    I wouldn’t actually use it for decoration in strange eons, but it is a pretty original depiction that conjures with decay and corruption.

  3. SedanChair says:

    This is what the walls at Goldman Sachs look like if you’re wearing Roddy Piper’s glasses from They Live

  4. Lord Cthulhu will be pissed by this.  When He rises, people who walked on His image will be the first to be eaten.

    • Aurvara says:

      Surely if He is pissed at this then the people who have walked on it won’t be the first to be eaten.
      That is only for the lucky ones who have pleased Him with their worship.

  5. Douglas Ross says:

    Who makes those chairs?

  6. Øyvind says:

    I second Douglas on that, never mind the carpets, what chairs are those?

  7. chrism says:

    If I ran any kind of large business, that would be the decor in my reception area. Fear-crazed, eyeball-rolling, pant-wetting clients are by far the best kind.

    • Donald Petersen says:

      Dare one Scotchgard such floor-covering?  Or does the absorption of effluvia and ichor (possibly accompanied by  post-micturition convulsion syndrome) enhance the hold these Old Ones possess over our minds and mortal frames?

      Remove your slippers at your peril.

  8. Brent Kirkham says:

    Ooooohhh.  Look at those chairs!  Ed Straker bought those, I’m certain.
    As for the carpet,  do we coloured marker pens to colour in? 

  9. ultranaut says:

    Any idea if these are for sale anywhere? The linked page doesn’t seem to mention it

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