By Dean Putney at 4:36 pm Wed, Apr 18, 2012
The fabulous Emmy Cicierega points out this cautionary tale about wandering in Shia LaBeouf's woods at night. One part comedy, two parts spooky: look out, it might happen to you!
Shia LaBeouf on SoundCloud
I can write off the mass murder and cannibalism as standard-issue Hollywood eccentricity, but I just can’t bring myself to forgive anyone involved in “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.” Damn those CGI monkeys to hell.
Maybe David Lynch will option this for his next video.
I can’t tell if this is a Merchant of Venice anthem. But then, I like to remember things my own way. Not necessarily the way they happened.
Looking forward to the William Shatner cover.
Love it that he sounds like Vincent Price!
AMAZING SONG!!!! Transformers 4, perhaps?
For those uninitiated with Rob Cantor, he is the yellow tie from the band Tally Hall.
Best thing I’ve heard in weeks!
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