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A song about Shia LaBeouf: mass murdering, cannibalistic superstar

Dean Putney at 4:36 pm Wed, Apr 18, 2012

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The fabulous Emmy Cicierega points out this cautionary tale about wandering in Shia LaBeouf's woods at night. One part comedy, two parts spooky: look out, it might happen to you!

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  • Brainspore

    I can write off the mass murder and cannibalism as standard-issue Hollywood eccentricity, but I just can’t bring myself to forgive anyone involved in “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.” Damn those CGI monkeys to hell.

  • Antinous / Moderator

    Maybe David Lynch will option this for his next video.

    • quitterjunior

      I can’t tell if this is a Merchant of Venice anthem.  But then,  I like to remember things my own way.  Not necessarily the way they happened.  

  • Judas Peckerwood

    Looking forward to the William Shatner cover.

  • roundart

    Love it that he sounds like Vincent Price!

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/2G6SLWX7FT3MQJYLDI34AAV7SE Kyle

    AMAZING SONG!!!! Transformers 4, perhaps?

  • http://www.cozbaldwin.com Coz

    For those uninitiated with Rob Cantor, he is the yellow tie from the band Tally Hall.

  • http://twitter.com/zuiquan zuiquan

    Best thing I’ve heard in weeks!