A song about Shia LaBeouf: mass murdering, cannibalistic superstar

The fabulous Emmy Cicierega points out this cautionary tale about wandering in Shia LaBeouf's woods at night. One part comedy, two parts spooky: look out, it might happen to you!

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  1. I can write off the mass murder and cannibalism as standard-issue Hollywood eccentricity, but I just can’t bring myself to forgive anyone involved in “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.” Damn those CGI monkeys to hell.

    1. I can’t tell if this is a Merchant of Venice anthem.  But then,  I like to remember things my own way.  Not necessarily the way they happened.  

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