Rob Beschizza at 11:31 am Mon, Jun 11, 2012
ADVERTISE AT BOING BOING!
Essential for protecting yourself from the web's harsh, glaring irony. (From Histoire De Voir, apparently)
Spider Jerusalem approves.
I had a friend who had a pair of very subtly asymmetrical sunglasses. They were just off enough that people would catch a glimpse of her and then deliberately look elsewhere because they thought that she had a facial deformity and they didn’t want to stare.
lol, thx I needed a good laugh.
Awesome. Those would be great for spies, criminals, private dicks, anyone who doesn’t want to be recognized later.
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson could use these to protect the peoples’ eyebrow.
The next step being mood shades, which dynamically morph to express the wearer’s feelings. Settings: wink, squint, brow raise, stink eye.
Wrong eye, you dummies!
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