Steve Jobs' Palo Alto burglarized in "totally random" attack


13 Responses to “Steve Jobs' Palo Alto burglarized in "totally random" attack”

  1. Funk Daddy says:

    Cops “So, did any of this stuff have any kinda tracking doohickeys on it?”

    Jobs people “oh, uh, yeah, um, all of it I guess, lemme flick a switch”

    Cops “Oh yeah, there he is… cool”

  2. Daneel says:

    Even after death, the 1% get a better level of service from the police than the rest of us schmucks.

    Edit: burglarized? What’s wrong with burgled?

  3. Ben Sherman says:

    I think you a word out of the headline.

  4. theophrastvs says:

    just for comparison, what would a totally non-random (burglarizationaleous) ‘attack’ look like?

    • DewiMorgan says:

       Yeah, I wasn’t sure if this article was hyping some new randomizer they’d invented in Palo Alto, or what.

  5. bryan rasmussen says:

    Samsung has gone too far this time!

  6. Jonathan Carpenter says:

    This happened July 17, not last night as stated on the posting.

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