Inflatable Unicorn horn for kitties: "Cats love it"


42 Responses to “Inflatable Unicorn horn for kitties: "Cats love it"”

  1. eyetropy says:

    Kitty + mums special toy = WIN

  2. PhosPhorious says:

    “Cats love it!”

    This cat, I take it, would beg to differ.

  3. pharmavixen says:

    Includes free antiseptic ointment for the claw wounds.

  4. Boundegar says:

    My cat would not love it.

  5. Deidzoeb says:

    Box design by Norville Barnes. “You know — for cats!”

  6. Just_Ok says:

    I tried it on my goldfish…

  7. bcsizemo says:

    5.5″ long…you are not going to impress the ladies with that.

    (I know there was a post about rules of commenting earlier this week, but really does this post even warrant a serious comment?)

  8. annoyingmouse says:

    The idea that cats like dressing up as unicorns is a complete phallusy…

  9. Are you going to take this thing off of my head, or shall I scratch your eyes out first?

  10. Blanche Beecham says:

    This product might just save Halloween! 
    I can’t wait to strap a few dozen of these to my kitty-boys. They will instantly be transformed into porcupines or even exotic sea urchins! (So glad I have to buy these by the dozen, so I save on shipping)

  11. The picture on the box is the best one they could get.  In all the other pictures the cats looked even less happy.

  12. giantasterisk says:

    The blurb sounds like Liz Lemon wrote it.

  13. While the cat on the package photo definitely looks unhappy, that’s probably not due to the horn strapped to his head. It probably has more to do with the installation of the optional glitter dispenser.

  14. Felton / Moderator says:

    Another fine way to make a cat do the Wilford Brimley face.

  15. saint_al says:

    Inflatable= room enough for claw holes. 

  16. dpamac says:

    “Mom! Kitty’s being a dildo!”

  17. failquail says:

    Loving the “I will kill you in your sleep for this” expression on the kitteh :D

  18. BarBarSeven says:

    The cat pictured is a buzzkill.

  19. voiceinthedistance says:

    It’s actually a facial massage unit to “relieve tension.” For those hard to reach places. Kitteh is a cover.

  20. danegeld says:

    also., $2.50 per cat dildo hat, minimum purrchase 12.

  21. Marmo Squirrel says:

    I would love to see a manufacturer’s representative try to put that on say, a lion, cheetah or leopard.  THEN we’ll see how much “Cats Love It!”

  22. Diogenes says:

    That’s one horny pussy!

  23. Alex says:

    It looks thrilled. 

  24. zotlerg says:

    That cat’s thinking “Right, I’m going to crap in your slippers!”

  25. Chris Mendoza says:


  26. pupdog says:

    “Son, you got a panty dildo on your head…”

  27. What boggles me is not that it’s a unicorn horn for cats. It’s an inflatable unicorn horn for cats. Also, I love how one of the features is “illustrated box”.

  28. Dimmer says:

    Maybe it’s time for an unKickStarter (KickCurber?) where we can all donate money to have products that should never have been contemplated much less made can pay to have the offending thing burned out of history?

  29. benher says:

    My cat would love this the way Dennis Hopper “loves” in Blue Velvet. 

  30. Krishna Mahadevan says:

    Amazing. Kittens have always wanted to be something more, and this unicorn horn allows them to do just that.Unicorn cosplay is a fine art refined by years of development. I shall be purchasing 10 of them immediately. Excellent work.

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