Headline of the year: "Buddhist ‘Iron Man’ found by Nazis is from space"


16 Responses to “Headline of the year: "Buddhist ‘Iron Man’ found by Nazis is from space"”

  1. SamSam says:

    Do they have any evidence that it was carved by Humans? I’d like to believe it came from space looking as it does now.

    • fuzzyfuzzyfungus says:

      It’s a black helicopter larva. They sample the brain waves of nearby populations during and before extruding their cocoon in order to pick an appearance that maximizes the chances of the larva being left undamaged by local people and sufficiently venerated that an unsuspecting host will be nearby when it emerges to start the next stage of its life cycle.

      The morphology can vary markedly depending on the ambient mythology at the time of pupation, so they can be quite difficult to recognize.

  2. fuzzyfuzzyfungus says:

    Are we sure that the Buddha wasn’t actually planted in Tibet by time-travelling space Nazis(you never know what they are up to in their base on the dark side of the moon) in order to legitimize the Tibetan expedition as part of some wacky power struggle within the upper echelons of the party?

    • Brainspore says:

      We already knew the Iron Man was a time traveller thanks to the research of Doctors Iommi, Ward, Butler and Osbourne of the Black Sabbath Institute. A partial abstract of their findings reads:

      He was turned to steel In the great magnetic field When he travelled time For the future of mankind 

      Still unanswered questions include: Is he alive or dead? Has he thoughts within his head? We’ll just pass him there—why should we even care?

  3. Felton / Moderator says:

    Indiana Jones and the Buddhist Iron Man from Space.

  4. kmoser says:

    Technically, everything is from space.

  5. Jeremy Pickett says:

    This just confirms what us Laser Lotus Buddhists have known all along.

  6. blindidiotgod says:

    Probably acquired by the Nazi expedition documented in this film:


    “In 1938 Nazi leader Heinrich Himmler sponsored an expedition to Tibet lead by several Nazi SS scientists to study the regions flora and fauna, and to take scientific measurements of the Earths magnetic fields. The expedition was also sent to find traces of the orgins of the “Aryan” race in Tibet which was where Himmler thought evidence of could be found. This film is a Nazi era documentary of that expedition.”
    - Film Summary by Jim Riecken via IMDb ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0236249/ )

  7. tyrsalvia says:

    On my Facebook, I asked my friends what author they would dearly love to see write a novel about this object. I have been enjoying the mental plot synopses I have been getting out of this exercise. 

  8. acerplatanoides says:

    Sure it’s not carved from the Buddha’s spaceship, suuuuure it isn’t. 

  9. heligo says:

    I love you Xeni :)

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