Lucasfilm acquisition inspires Epcot renovation


51 Responses to “Lucasfilm acquisition inspires Epcot renovation”

  1. DevinC says:

    Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL amusement park!

  2. gwailo_joe says:

    “Don’t be too proud of this financial acquisition you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a saga is insignificant next to the power of the Mouse.”

  3. Stefan Jones says:

    Seriously, though . . .

    Could Disney revamp Epcot for this purpose? A Star Wars Universe Experience park would likely be a better draw than the stodgy corporate-sponsored retro-future exhibits they’ve got now.

  4. Antinous / Moderator says:

    Looking forward to Micky and Minnie Womp Rat.

  5. oasisob1 says:

    mods should just close comments after devinc’s masterpiece.

  6. Tom Suggitt says:

    When you wish upon a deathstar…

  7. sam1148 says:

    EPCOT (or Epcot) isn’t the place; the Studios is where SW and Indiana Jones live. (in Florida park). I’d look forward to a pod race ride and forest speeder ride. Maybe even a Ewok Tree House for the Studios.
    I do like the Death Star/spaceship earth idea tho—and I’m sure Disney execs are thinking about it for movie promotion.

  8. theman says:

    I’m not ok with this. Starwars will never be Disney no matter how much money Disney can pay Lucas Film.

  9. gwailo_joe says:

    First rebel to blow it up gets a medal.

    • sam1148 says:

       Except Wookies—wookies don’t get medals.

      Given one of the most popular attractions in the MK at Disneyworld is a ToyStory buzz light year ride with scoring for each ride vehicle and passengers; you might not be far off.
      I could see that with a ride with normal ‘space battle’ and fighting the big boss (death star) at the end..maybe even having to do co-operative with other riders coordinating attacks.

  10. Jake0748 says:

    Too bad that Entertainment™ nowadays is now all owned by a single company. 

  11. Felton / Moderator says:

    So is the Magic Kingdom officially the Magic Empire now?

  12. unit_1421 says:

    Darth Ovitz: If only you knew the POWerrrrrrrrr of the Creative Artists Agency! When I left you, I was but the learner; now *I* am the master.

     Eisner Won Kenobi: Only a master of the penalty clause, Darth.

  13. unit_1421 says:

    Star Wars Episode 7: The Eiger Sanction?

  14. Wingnut says:

    I feel a disturbance in the Force….

  15. techbuzz says:

    I really like this version:

    via this Fark Photoshop thread:

  16. Rindan says:

    “Worrying that Disney will ruin Star Wars is like worrying that a second iceberg will dive down to hit the Titanic.”

    -Zach Weinersmith (of SMBC fame)

  17. gwailo_joe says:

    “I’m wanted on 12 systems!”

     ‘I’ll be careful…’

    “You’ll be dead!”

  18. redesigned says:

    unfortunately due to an ill-conceived ventilation shaft the entire thing was destroyed before construction was ever finished.

  19. That_Anonymous_Coward says:

    Isn’t there some sort of antitrust clause somewhere about combining this much ability to screw your childhood memories over in 1 place?

  20. Louis Brown says:

    They should create a new Star Wars dedicated theme park; perhaps in Detroit. (they have land and need the love there. ftr, I am near San Francisco)

    • for_SCIENCE says:

      Yeah, but we’ve got like, four *maybe* five months of theme park weather a year, since Michigan’s calendar is Winter, Winter Lite, WInter 64, Week of Spring™, Hot as Fuck, Week of Autumn™, Winter. The climate seems to be a reason big parks like Disney are in Florida or California.

  21. this comments thread is strong in the force. 

  22. peregrinus says:

    Tired I am.  Return to the beginning I will, to stay.

  23. parfae says:

    Hey, it’s better than The Wand!

  24. Rickenbacker4001 says:

    Well, this has all been planned by Lucas. He told Seth Rogen that the world is ending in 2012.
    Maybe he needs a few billion for a golden ticket on one of those top secret arks.

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