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14 Responses to “The Haunted Toaster (Today Show, 1984)”

  1. Brainspore says:

    “T-T-T-T-TOAST!!” —Shaggy

  2. dpamac says:

    Fuckin’ Eli Wallach. That guy can play anything.

  3. Nell Anvoid says:

    Good toast makes up for a lot of sins.

    • Brainspore says:

      Theological question: If you made a BLT using one slice of Satanic toast and one slice of Virgin Mary toast, would they cancel each other out?

  4. Phillip Guyton says:

    you owe it to yourself to watch the “I will press” Amityville Toaster skit, quick cartoon very funny!

  5. I think it’s a brave little toaster.

  6. Mitchell Glaser says:

    And the waffle iron told her to vote for Santorum.

  7. Chris Muir says:

    Money quote: “When all is said and done, it makes good toast.”

    • Brainspore says:

      If I was going to endanger my immortal soul for a culinary appliance I’d at least hold out for the KitchenAid mixer.

  8. Boundegar says:

    It’s been thirty years.  I wonder where the toaster is now?

    • sburns54 says:

      I don’t know where it is now, but I know he was Rick Scott’s campaign manager in the Florida gubernatorial contest.

  9. swlabr says:

    If you have a fear of toasters, please do not watch the first scene of the 1987 Martin Sheen horror film ‘The Believers’…