A moderator of a kids' joke site maintains a Tumblr filled with the jokes that were too rude to merit inclusion. Poop jokes ahoy!
Q.what did batman say to robin before they got in the car
A.get in the car
What does your mum need to make her fase very dirtey
SHE needs to go in the bin 474844747474747474474747474 times
what happens when you eat 100 tacos and 500 foooodz?
Hermione: I’ve got to be clear here, I really like you Harry,but…
Harry: I like your hairy butt too.
Bad Kids Jokes
@nathan: “Barack Obama is the Nickelback of presidents.” @DJ_lcpl: “Barack Obama…bro, do you even lift!?” (Obama’s response: “Well, I lifted the ban on Cuban cigars, that’s worth something.”) @realDonaldTrump: “President Obama will go down as perhaps the worst president in the history of the United States!” (Obama’s response: “Well, @realDonaldTrump, at least I will go […]
Whisk yourself back to the days of bulky devices, outmoded physical media, and painfully obvious visual puns with these 1990s high-tech stock photos. Literal surfing and literal webs! Large format high resolution only $399 on some stock sites!
I’ve been noting humorous updatings of Ambrose Bierce’s 1906 humor classic The Devil’s Dictionary for years — there was the publishing edition, and this corker on copyright — but the Educational Technology edition, by New Storytelling author Bryan Alexander has a currency and an urgency that scores an acerbic bullseye.
Geek Fuel is a subscription delivery service that caters to those of us that love comics, gaming, and general geek culture. Every month, Geek Fuel will assemble a box of goodies with a value of $50 or over. The specific items are a mystery, but you’ll always get an exclusive t-shirt not found anywhere else, a full […]
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