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Beyonce and the Illuminati

David Pescovitz at 9:08 am Tue, Feb 5, 2013

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NewImage At the Super Bowl on Sunday, Beyonce flashed the Illumanti triangle and it caused the stadium lights to fail. Either that or she was referencing her husband Jay-Z's Roc-A-Fella Records "dynasty sign." I prefer the former.

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  • MooseDesign

    Wouldn’t the deluminati cause the lights to fail?

    • PhosPhorious

       No way, dude. . .  we’re through the looking glass. . . .

  • http://twitter.com/intensitystudio Antonio Carrasco

    Yes, because when a secret society wants to remain secret, they flash hand signals during the most watched television event of the year. lol

    • howaboutthisdangit

      The Illuminati is the honey badger of conspiracies.  Bring it on, they don’t care! They laugh at the Righteous Right’s pathetic attempts to expose them.

      • Felton / Moderator

        Illuminati badger don’t give a shit.

    • theophrastvs

       yess…. that would be quite silly… [elaborate dismissive gesture]

  • Quiche de Resistance

    I you liked it then you should’ve put the Eye of Providence on it.

    • Antinous / Moderator

      All the single lizards, all the single lizards,
      All the single lizards, all the single lizards,
      All the single lizards, all the single lizards,
      All the single lizards.

  • jandrese

    Listen, if you’re going to find hidden meaning in every goddamn triangle you see, you’re going to end up like Dan Brown.  

    • http://twitter.com/EleOcho L8

      Well, I don’t blame them for trying to end up like Dan Brown. I mean, it’s not worth the bad reputation, but there’s still good money on it:

      “Readers snapped up over one million hardcover copies [of Dan Brown book 'The Lost Symbol' in one day] across the United States, Canada and the United Kingdom. [...] ‘The Da Vinci Code’ sold 80 million copies worldwide. It was made into a film starring Tom Hanks that grossed more than $758 million.”

      http://www.reuters.com/article/2009/09/17/us-books-danbrown-idUSTRE58E5Q720090917

  • Navin_Johnson

    Sadly has some relevance to the sad truther-nut story that BB posted earlier. Somebody, Marilove I think, was pointing out correctly (in those now closed comments) how this paranoia is egged on and fueled by some big “news” outlets/personalities, Fox, Glen Beck etc. Coincidentally this “Illuminati” nonsense originated on his site “The Blaze”, by their “Science & Technology” writer natch…….

    Anyway, it’s clearly a personal message to me.

  • http://twitter.com/Listener43 Listener43

    We asked her not to be quite so obvious.

  • Ryan Blunt

    That’s a diamond press, 1-2-1-1. HAVOC!

  • Jorpho

    It’s a brilliant photo.  Eyes off to the side, irises like vertical slits, teeth ever-so-slightly bared, eldritch glow coming off the hair. 

    To Photoshop it further would be an injustice, though no doubt people are busy doing that anyway.

  • lev36

    She was actually giving the signal to immanentize the Eschaton, but a crew from the Justified Ancients of Mummu hacked into the power grid just in time to shut her down.

  • RayCornwall

    It’s DDP’s Diamond Cutter. Feel…the…BANG! (And then do some yoga.)

  • http://twitter.com/callmeike G. Blake Meike

    That “triangle” sign has another meaning, entirely, in Voudou…

  • http://fallsastar.com Crashproof

    Nothing to see here fnord.  Move along fnord.

  • http://twitter.com/missshenna Lithi

    I can only imagine what Yield and school crossing signs do to these people.

  • franko

    and here i thought they cut the power trying to STOP her performance.

  • http://twitter.com/chrisjimson chris jimson

    I am the Illuminati, and I approve this message.

  • Antinous / Moderator

    You have to admit, no real human being could possibly look that smooth and flawless.

  • hypersomniac

    Play this for your friends who won’t shut the fuck up about the illuminati symbolism they saw in a Gaga video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQZxP-W4zUw

  • Frank W

    Put in a pinch of Masonic symbolism and you get double the press.  That’s the occult secret here.

  • Dr. Sideshow

    In Italy, that’s the sign for the female reproductive organ.

  • http://aturtleback.livejournal.com/ turtle

    Yeah, she made that sign when Kelly sang “the rock I’m rocking.” So definitely Illuminati and not her husband.

  • kiptw

    I reach.

  • Navin_Johnson

     I think a lot of people were imagining that very thing while watching.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OAUXAA362EXWLYVMPJOKLFB5JQ Incipient Madness

     While I don’t really like her music that much, I think that’s a little strong. And she’s done a ton of charitable work here in Houston, including building a couple of annex buildings for St. Joseph’s Hospital.  While I’m not really sure I’m OK with supporting Catholic institutions given how things are going, I can say she’s helped a lot of people. Beyonce’s family was not old Southern black gentry. They are postwar New South achievers from the SW Houston suburbs just a couple of generations off their Brazos River farms. I love seeing a local girl make it big, and she hasn’t forgotten where she came from.