"Police say they are trying to determine how a medical box containing a pair of eyeballs ended up in a trash bin at a gas station in Kansas City," reports the Associated Press.

27 Responses to “Eyeballs found in trash”

  1. PhosPhorious says:

    Ironically, there were no eye-witnesses. . . 

  2. Ambiguity says:

    They claim they want to know, but it’s not like they actually asked me!

  3. Eark_the_Bunny says:

    Somebody call Ducky! 

  4. derek prowse says:

    Hopefully the police will be keeping an eye out.   

  5. chellberty says:

    eyeh eyeh eyeh! that is a creepy story http://s3.amazonaws.com/projectionist/aye-aye.png

  6. Paul Renault says:

    How did they get there?  I’ll take a stab at answering the question: 
    (FTA) ” Surveillance video shows two men in a blue Toyota leaving the package on the trash bin.”

  7. Marios P. says:

    its probably the pair Tom Cruise discarded in Minority Report.

  8. crenquis says:

    Don’t know, I don’t know such stuff. I just do eyes, juh, juh… just
    eyes… just genetic design, just eyes. You Nexus, huh? I design your
    eyes.

    • Nash Rambler says:

      Nice, I was just about to say that Rutger Hauer and Brion James might be coming a knockin’.

      • Antinous / Moderator says:

        If Brion James comes knocking, you’ve got another kind of horror on your hands.

        • Nash Rambler says:

          Considering the number of movies he was in after he died, it’s a shame there isn’t some kind of “Brion James lives!” meme running around.

  9. JustAdComics says:

    Eye just hope it doesn’t turn out to have been a couple of delinquent pupils.

  10. ganman says:

    Are you sure it was Kansas City?  Ripping out one’s eyes is more frequently the reaction to driving across Nebraska…

  11. Nash Rambler says:

    I can almost hear Dr. Zoidberg lamenting the loss of his dinner.

  12. Cicada Mania says:

    I wanted to make a joke about a customer and a gas station attendant  “not seeing eye to eye”, but instead I’ll tell you what really happened. Someone stole the eyes, hoping to trade them for meth. The deal went sour, and the eyes went into the trash in a fit of frustration.

  13. vermindust says:

    “… a worker at a Conoco station in the city’s north called police after finding the cardboard box…”  Would like to hear that 911 recording.

  14. It was all fun and games until someone lost both eyes

  15. dtrmcr says:

    Topper Harley has been spring cleaning.

  16. smut clyde says:

    I need all the peepers I can find.

  17. Charlie Lee says:

    “Jeepers Creepers, where’d ya get those peepers?”

  18. chris jimson says:

    I’ve been looking for those!

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