Rob Beschizza at 8:52 am Thu, Mar 28, 2013
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Ironically, there were no eye-witnesses. . .
They claim they want to know, but it’s not like they actually asked me!
Somebody call Ducky!
Hopefully the police will be keeping an eye out.
eyeh eyeh eyeh! that is a creepy story http://s3.amazonaws.com/projectionist/aye-aye.png
How did they get there? I’ll take a stab at answering the question:
(FTA) ” Surveillance video shows two men in a blue Toyota leaving the package on the trash bin.”
>take a stab
its probably the pair Tom Cruise discarded in Minority Report.
Don’t know, I don’t know such stuff. I just do eyes, juh, juh… just
eyes… just genetic design, just eyes. You Nexus, huh? I design your
Nice, I was just about to say that Rutger Hauer and Brion James might be coming a knockin’.
If Brion James comes knocking, you’ve got another kind of horror on your hands.
Considering the number of movies he was in after he died, it’s a shame there isn’t some kind of “Brion James lives!” meme running around.
Eye just hope it doesn’t turn out to have been a couple of delinquent pupils.
Are you sure it was Kansas City? Ripping out one’s eyes is more frequently the reaction to driving across Nebraska…
I can almost hear Dr. Zoidberg lamenting the loss of his dinner.
I wanted to make a joke about a customer and a gas station attendant “not seeing eye to eye”, but instead I’ll tell you what really happened. Someone stole the eyes, hoping to trade them for meth. The deal went sour, and the eyes went into the trash in a fit of frustration.
“… a worker at a Conoco station in the city’s north called police after finding the cardboard box…” Would like to hear that 911 recording.
Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/#storylink=cpy
eyes not human…
It was all fun and games until someone lost both eyes
Topper Harley has been spring cleaning.
I need all the peepers I can find.
“Jeepers Creepers, where’d ya get those peepers?”
I’ve been looking for those!
Les yeux sans visage…
Shame that Weird Al never did Head Without A Face.
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