Don't hide in commercial trash containers

"A French teenager who had hidden inside a garbage container was crushed to death inside a trash truck in Luxembourg on Saturday, police said." [Reuters]


  1. Natural selection. 

    We do our damnedest to outwit it, but it always triumphs in the end.

    1. While the article says °hidden“, it doesn’t explain how they came to that conclusion.

      Perhaps some bullies put him in there and he couldn’t get out by himself.  

      1. I find it doubtful that a teenager could not escape a dumpster, even if it was empty, unless he required the use of a wheelchair or was similarly physically disabled. 

        In which case, my original statement would still stand.     

  2. another great addition to a directory of “wonderful things”. or so someone thought, apparently.

  3. “Man, that’s a real shame when folks be throwin’ away a perfectly good white boy like that.”
    – Tree Trimmer (Better off Dead)

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