Televangelist Jack Van Impe and Rexella Van Impe impersonate cats and discuss animals in Heaven and talk "arthritis in whales."
She pronounces "gerbil" with a hard "G," which makes me wonder how she'd pronounce "GIF."
[via Christian Nightmares]
Animals in Heaven: televangelist explains dead dogs and cats (then asks for your money)
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