A startup that will feed you while making airplane noises

The startup that will come to your house and put your trashcans out and bring them in again implies a dystopian world of entitled one percenters and vast, desperate piece-workers, but I never dreamed it would go as far as Here Comes the Airplane.

You sign up.

We have an initial visit where we assess the size of the silver spoon in your mouth.

You never have to worry about feeding yourself again.

(Thanks, Churba!)