Ruben Bolling


TOM THE DANCING BUG: Super-Fun-Pak Comix, feat. Percival Dunwoody, Phil Collins, & Somewhat More

Tom the Dancing Bug, IN WHICH a Super-Fun-Pak Comix installment features an idiot time traveler, a shplourk, a non-conscious human, five metaphors for sale, and somewhat more.

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From the Front Lines of the War on Seat Reclines

Tom the Dancing Bug, IN WHICH a dispatch from the war on seat reclining is sent back to Dearest Helen.

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A Special Message for African Americans

TOM THE DANCING BUG, wherein an important message from the government is promulgated for the public good.

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God-Man, in "Enter the Purse Thief"

Tom the Dancing Bug, IN WHICH God-Man uses his Omnipotence Power to foil the dastardly plans of a purse snatcher!

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Can You Save a Life With a Flashback?

Tom the Dancing Bug, IN WHICH Billy Dare saves Nathoo’s life with a defensive flashback!

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TOM THE DANCING BUG: Will Pinocchio, Inc. Ever Become a Real Boy?

Tom the Dancing Bug, IN WHICH Pinocchio, Inc. is given corporate life… but will he listen to his conscience and become a real boy?

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Injured by Executive Action? Better put BOEHNER on RETAINER!

Tom the Dancing Bug, IN WHICH those INJURED by Executive Action are urged to put BOEHNER on RETAINER!

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Corporate Sky-Deity Bless America

Tom the Dancing Bug, IN WHICH the Smythes of Chagrin Falls worship the Corporate Sky-Deity on a typical Sunday.

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Super-Fun-Pak Comix

Tom the Dancing Bug, IN WHICH Super-Fun-Pak Comix features Vampire Hunter, Zombie Slayer, or something like that.

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Bible Stories for Newly Formed and Young Corporations

Tom the Dancing Bug, IN WHICH Bible Stories Are Presented for the Benefit of Newly Formed and Young Corporations

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A Formula for Inequity, Told in Four Generations

Tom the Dancing Bug, IN WHICH Lucky Ducky and Hollingsworth Hound, and their forebears, demonstrate that r is indeed > g.

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American Sports Fan Saves Soccer! [TOM THE DANCING BUG]

IN WHICH American sports fan Gavin Smythe thinks up new rules for soccer to make it popular around the world!

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Dare You Peer Into the Secret Files of Dick Cheney?

Tom the Dancing Bug, IN WHICH former Vice President Dick Cheney assumes human form in order to taunt and enrage actual humans.

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Pablo Picasso Rules the Internet… And You Won't Believe What Happens Next!

Tom the Dancing Bug knows the five WEIRD WAYS. By Ruben Bolling

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How to Tell the Difference Between an Open-Carry Patriot and a Deranged Killer

Ruben Bolling provides the advice that all good Americans need.

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