Give your ma a Zippo, it's classy!

Gosh, gift-giving used to be so easy: all you needed to do was get your ma one of these swellegant skinny Zippos. And between death-sticks, she could practice doing Zippo tricks, like opening the Zippo by snapping her fingers or smoothly flipping the lid back and striking the flint in one of those one-two motions across her thigh. Man, that's class with a capital "K."

"Modern Mothers"… This is WAY WAY ahead of it's time