Dare You Peer Into the Secret Files of Dick Cheney?

Tom the Dancing Bug, IN WHICH former Vice President Dick Cheney assumes human form in order to taunt and enrage actual humans.

Attention, foolish Surface Dwellers! The Prince of Cheneyness forbids you to join the accursed INNER HIVE, in which members insolently gain access to private files such as these, and see ridiculous Tom the Dancing Bug comic strips before publication.

DO NOT click here to join, and whatever you do, DO NOT follow that civic menace and perpetual pest Ruben Bolling on Twitter and Facebook.