Sriracha Ketchup from Heinz will soon be a thing

Praise Jesus.

God exists. My prayers have been answered.

"Heinz Tomato Ketchup Gets a New Twist with Sriracha Flavor," a press release heralding a blessed event second only to the birth of Christ, and even then, possibly more sacred if you worship at the temple of hot sauce as I do. [ via Laughing Squid]