1965 Chevy van is an inside-out luckdragon

Searching for my next ride, I chanced across this ad on craigslist for a 1965 Chevy Van. It wasn't too hot, but then I saw the interior, which appears to be the skinned hide of a luckdragon.

Very solid old school patina Chevy Van for sale … Three on the tree converted to automatic transmission so you can relax and cruise …. Rides down the highway very smooth.. Brand new brakes all around … Very solid body … Extra windshield … Original seats in great shape .. Interior finished with shag , Bluetooth cd/radio with 6 speakers including subwoofer … Memory foam bed and a built in cooler. Leave it in its patina or paint it whatever color you want … Won't last long .. Spent most of its life in Texas ( got out before Harvey)

If you buy it, you are hereby forbidden from changing the interior.